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You’d think — with all their high-minded blather and outright lies about sex, love and the “sanctity of marriage” — that conservative Christians would be pretty good at keeping a marriage going. But, just like all of mankind’s made-up religions, you’d be wrong.
Sorry ugly dudes, but as if being ugly weren’t bad enough, it now looks as though your pool of datable chicks is getting even smaller. And you’ll never guess the reason why…
The cinematic popularity of “50 Shades Of Grey” is now undeniable, but back in 2002 they made another movie – a much better, hotter movie – about BDSM that you ought to be masturbating to…er, renting tonight.
Sure, you’re fucked up about relationships. But aren’t you curious to know how you got that way? After all, your childhood wasn’t that bad, right? But despite a somewhat “normal” upbringing, somehow, you’re still as horrible dealing with the opposite sex as someone who got molested by an alcoholic, pedophile uncle with gender issues. How can that be, you ask? Well, here’s one possible answer.
Here’s the heart-warming tale of a girl who gets dumped by her mean boyfriend and exacts her revenge by trashing his reputation online. A win for goodness and right? Uh, not exactly. As the story goes, this guy was teaching in Malaysia when he met a girl named Lee Ching Yan. They dated for awhile, but the guy broke it off with Lee Ching Yan because the relationship wasn’t “the healthiest.”
Back in the day, guys were lucky to get a handjob from a girl. But kids today are getting knobbers at the drop of a hat (or more accurately, of pants). According to a UCSF study published in the April 2005 issue of Pediatrics “Young adolescents believe that oral sex is less risky to their health and emotions than vaginal sex, more prevalent among teens their age and more acceptable among their peers. They are also more likely to try oral sex.” Lucky sons of bitches.
Now that gays can finally get married (well, in most states at least), will they have to face the same aneurism-causing frustration and libido-stultifying boredom as us straights? The answer may surprise you.
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So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
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I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a