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How can you tell if someone truly loves you? Well, you could ask them. Or you could stalk them. Or you could hire a private detective. Or you could use a lie detector. Or you could do what this sick bastard did.
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In every relationship, there’s a turning point. You either decide to get married, or you end it. It’s a tough decision for most people, but not this guy. Clearly, he’s thought about his current relationship a lot. Maybe too much.
As if finding that special someone to marry (and then, later, divorce) wasn’t already hard enough, now there’s an even bigger threat to your future happiness on the horizon. Yep, it’s the gays.
Can humans live alone and really be happy? It sure seems so – just ask Clooney, DiCaprio, Diaz, or any other non-desperate successful person – lots of happy people never get married. But are they kidding themselves? Or do they just not know what being happy really is?
For centuries, women have faked headaches and even their own deaths to get out of having sex. In fact, “wives avoiding sex” is so universal that it’s become a cliche in modern sitcoms. But now women have an even better excuse to turn a cold shoulder, and it could spell the end of marital sex as we (barely) know it.
Every guy has, at one time or another, dated a crazy girl who couldn’t handle her emotions and went all “Fatal Attraction” on him (minus the boiled bunny).
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So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a