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Men and women are often said to be incapable of having a “platonic” relationship without one of the two wanting to hump the other. But is a non-sexual relationship between a man and a woman really impossible? Or is that just lies and propaganda by those in favor of unrestrained human reproduction? Researchers say they have the answer.
We alluded, in our compelling treatise about how women don’t want sex as much as guys, that women are fucking liars.
There’s a lot of misinformation about sex going around these days, and there’s a pretty good chance that you’ve got some rattling around in your head. Like what? Watch this video.
The Peabody Award is given for excellence in radio and television broadcasting. And while this guy is only on YouTube instead of a network like NBC, his enterprising journalistic efforts should make him a shoe-in for the award. If he doesn’t get one, then the fucking Peabody’s are damn sure fixed. Watch and learn:
A lot of people think that fucking and making love are the same thing — they’re not. Sure, the body motions look the same to the casual observer (aka, the “Peeping Tom” with the binoculars in the next building over), but what makes the difference is your partners’ “intent.”
You gotta love science: Some “scientologist” in Australia apparently asked himself—and I’m just assuming it was a man—“I wonder if depressed chicks put out more than happy ones?”
The tinder app is simple genius: You swipe through a variety of hotties in your area and swipe right on the ones you like. If they swiped right on you, too…BAM! you’re off to pound-town. So what’s the problem?
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So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a