Welcome to Relationshit.™ Yeah, this is pretty much your life now.
Get dumped? Hating life? Own a device capable of audio playback? Then download and crank up these killer tracks for tough times.
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Depressed? Can’t leave the house? Great! Then you’ve got time to take our breakup survey! (Do it while the pain is still fresh.)
As if finding that special someone to marry (and then, later, divorce) wasn’t already hard enough, now there’s an even bigger threat to your future happiness on the horizon. Yep, it’s the gays.
Here’s why the really expensive, thoughtful gift you got your girlfriend didn’t get you a blow job as thanks. Watch this insightful and informative video to learn how women interpret (and mis-interpret) the great gifts that men give them.
I’ve often told women, “If you want sex as much as men do, then why aren’t you naked, too?” And then they pull out mace and chase me out of the convent. But women who say they want sex as much as guys are deluding themselves, and here’s proof.
Getting a little something something on the side when, BAM!, your significant other suddenly busts you? Wanna know how she found out? (No, not your SMS chat history.) Apparently, women have a tool for knowing when a man is cheating on them, it’s called their eyes.
Can humans live alone and really be happy? It sure seems so – just ask Clooney, DiCaprio, Diaz, or any other non-desperate successful person – lots of happy people never get married. But are they kidding themselves? Or do they just not know what being happy really is?
Know why you’re not getting any tail? It’s because Warren Beatty’s beating you to it. In a new biography, author Peter Biskind reports that Beatty had sex with around 12,775 women (Beatty couldn’t be reached for comment as he was fucking #12,776).
No one disputes that men and women are different, but it’s a nice refresher to see the two put side-by-side to remind everyone that the opposite sex is just as stupid as you are. Face it, we all suck.
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So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a