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Welcome to hell. Population, you.
Confused by all the bat-shit insane crap pulled by the opposite sex? Well, you're not alone. Luckily, the problem is mostly your own fault and can be corrected by reading one of these handy guides:
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Here's a rare piece of good news for women over 30 years old. And it's not the invention of time-machines or a global outbreak of male blindness. It's something that will once again make women your age appealing to guys. You know, like when you were young.
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The mythical “G-Spot,” so named for the gynecologist, Ernst Gräfenberg, is said to be found along the front wall of the vagina. But according to new research, it’s located somewhere entirely unexpected.
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Know why you're not getting any tail? It's because Warren Beatty’s beating you to it. In a new biography, author Peter Biskind reports that Beatty had sex with around 12,775 women (Beatty couldn't be reached for comment as he was fucking #12,776).
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I've often told women, “If you want sex as much as men do, then why aren't you naked, too?” And then they pull out mace and chase me out of the convent. But women who say they want sex as much as guys are deluding themselves, and here's proof.
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For centuries, women have faked headaches and even their own deaths to get out of having sex. In fact, “wives avoiding sex” is so universal that it’s become a cliche in modern sitcoms. But now women have an even better excuse to turn a cold shoulder, and it could spell the end of marital sex as we (barely) know it.
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In every relationship, there’s a turning point. You either decide to get married, or you end it. It’s a tough decision for most people, but not this guy. Clearly, he’s thought about his current relationship a lot. Maybe too much.
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Despite what we said about how stalking someone makes you a desperate loser, some desperate losers still won't cut their losses and move on with their lives. So to reiterate that stalking is the sole purview of the pathetic, we present this humorous video.
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If you're female and religious, you might want to seriously reconsider the whole Darwin/Evolution theory (or actually learn what it is.) Because if you don't embrace the idea that there is no god, then you'll have to make peace with the idea that God really hates women.
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