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Love sucks. You know it. We know it. So we’re not going to blow fairy dust up your ass. If you’re a guy, check out the Guy’s Guide. If you’re not looking for help, get the rage off your chest on our Bitch Boards.

Get dumped? Hating life? Own a device capable of audio playback? Then download and crank up these killer tracks for tough times.
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Depressed? Can’t leave the house? Great! Then you’ve got time to take our breakup survey! (Do it while the pain is still fresh.)
Have you ever wondered, “Why should I believe what my psychiatrist tells me when I can get dating advice from people who have a long history of making horrible relationship choices?” If so, then these web videos are just the thing for you.
Buzzfeed will get a lot of likes and shares for its turn-about-is-fair-play video called, “If We Lived In A World Where Women Catcalled Men…” – hell, even guys will share it because the jokes ring true – just not for the reasons women would probably like.
If you’re female and religious, you might want to seriously reconsider the whole Darwin/Evolution theory (or actually learn what it is.) Because if you don’t embrace the idea that there is no god, then you’ll have to make peace with the idea that God really hates women.
A new infographic entitled, “Should I go out with this guy? A single girl’s guide to online dating” helps women decide if a man is worthy. Instead, it’s a glimpse into the way the female mind works. Be very afraid.
The birth control pill does a lot of good for both men and women: It prevents unwanted pregnancy, makes women more inclined to have sex, and even makes women’s tits larger. But there is a dark side for guys who fall in love easily.
Despite what we said about how stalking someone makes you a desperate loser, some desperate losers still won’t cut their losses and move on with their lives. So to reiterate that stalking is the sole purview of the pathetic, we present this humorous video.
How can you tell if someone truly loves you? Well, you could ask them. Or you could stalk them. Or you could hire a private detective. Or you could use a lie detector. Or you could do what this sick bastard did.

Active Bitching

So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a