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Read our Guy’s Guide to learn the psychotic truth.
Does getting a little strange on the side mean don’t love your spouse? Is fucking someone you’re not married to grounds for divorce? Does the need for sexual variation justify an unintended appearance on the TV show COPS? The answer might surprise you.
A lot of people think that what makes someone good in bed is their looks – so they hit the gym to work off their last big meal (or hit the bathroom to throw it up). But a tight ass and/or hard abs aren’t what make some people better in bed. No, it’s something else entirely.
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Read our Girl’s Guide to learn the disgusting truth.
If the old adage that things are funniest when they’re true is true, too, then this video must be really fucking true. Because it’s funny. Not funny “Ha-ha,” but funny “I hate my life.” Either way, you’ll be laughing. Just try not to come off as crazy.
Relax, everybody sucks at licking vag right out of the box (pun intended), it’s just not an innate skill people are hard-wired with (Lesbians excluded). Luckily, somebody invented the YouTube. It has a ‘How-to’ video for doing damn near everything, even seriously gross stuff.
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So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a