Read our “Guy’s Guide” and learn the psychotic truth.

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Learn the real reasons you’re so damn miserable.

Read it before you kill yourself.

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Get dumped? Are you hating life? Then you need our list of the Ultimate List Of The Best Breakup Songs. It’s not that mainstream crap you hear on the radio, this list of tracks is crowd-sourced and hand-selected by people just like you. Check it out.
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Face it, life is short. Too short to keep wasting your prime humping years with your dick in your hand. If you don’t learn what makes women tick soon, you’re going to be old, ugly, and have to work that much harder to get laid. So figure that shit out now!
A lot of people think that fucking and making love are the same thing — they’re not. Sure, the body motions look the same to the casual observer (aka, the “Peeping Tom” with the binoculars in the next building over), but what makes the difference is your partners’ “intent.”
Been around the block so often the city named an intersection after you? Then share your carnal knowledge with younger, dumber, and less slutty bitches. Give virgins and hopeless fuglies the benefit of your easy virtue by adding a few Relationtips™ for girls.
Have you gotten more tail than Charlie Sheen? Banged more babes than Warren Beatty? Or slayed more vagina than Wilt Chamberlain? Then share your sexual skills with the world’s pent up virgins and relentless masturbaters. You owe it to them!
Guys, have you done something horrible in your life that you’re too afraid to tell for fear of being socially ostracized or whisked off to a CIA black site as a result? Well, here’s the place to confess it anonymously.
Girls, you’ve done something evil in your life, right? Like maybe cheated on a boyfriend or spread a few STDs? Sure you have! Well, here’s the place to get it off your chest so those guilt-induced hallucinations will (hopefully) go away!

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