Welcome to Relationshit.™ Yeah, this is pretty much your life now.

Love sucks. You know it. We know it. So we're not going to blow fairy dust up your ass. If you're a guy, check out the Guy’s Guide, and if you’re not, check out the Girl’s Guide. If you’re not looking for help, get the rage off your chest on our Bitch Boards.

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Depressed? Can’t leave the house? Great! Then you've got time to take our breakup survey! (Do it while the pain is still fresh.)
Read our Guy’s Guide to learn the psychotic truth.
Read our Girl’s Guide to learn the disgusting truth.
Learn the science behind why you’re so damn miserable.