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Nothing cures shyness in a guy faster than losing his virginity, but all too often women are disinclined to ‘help a brother out’ (due to a guy’s physical disfigurement, lack of personal hygiene or the unshakable stink of broke-ass-ness). Luckily, legions of nerd chemists have come to the rescue.
It’s a debate that’s as old as time itself: Who’s better? Young and nubile, but mindless girls, or mature and wrinkly, but sex-craved women? While they both have a lot going for them — and just as much going against them — there can only be one correct answer in the end (just ask The Highlander).
I love it when huge, expensive studies are required to prove self-evident folklore.
Just when you thought the deviant Japanese couldn’t get any more creative in the sexual realm, they bring their A-game to the legal arena with this twist ending.
Guilt, remorse, financial ruin and being condemned to an eternal hell apparently still isn’t enough punishment in American society for falling prey to human frailty. Sadly, there are a number of states in this country where philandering isn’t just grounds for divorce, it’s grounds for incarceration.
Most Americans think that if you’re not married, engaged, or engaged to be engaged, then you’re some kind of Communist or Satan-worshipper bent on destroying the moral fabric of the country. But most Americans are shit-heads.
Russian scientists, who are apparently no longer employed at the nuclear ICBM factory, have discovered that whipping a depressed person is therapeutic.
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So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a