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Love sucks. You know it. We know it. So we’re not going to blow fairy dust up your ass. If you’re a guy, check out the Guy’s Guide. If you’re not looking for help, get the rage off your chest on our Bitch Boards.

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Just because you have a small penis, are terrible in bed, and have no money doesn’t mean that your girlfriend is doing all your friends. But here are the signs.
For some fucked up reason, Society is once again trying to dissuade women from expressing their sexual freedom. They’re trying to shame women into wearing ugly, non-revealing clothes and feeling bad about putting out. Luckily, a group of self-actualized sluts are out fighting for a woman’s right to dress like a tramp.
If you’re female and feel a lot of pressure to have someone special to do something romantic with on Valentine’s Day, this video may help. Then again, it may make you wonder why these — comedians, I’m guessing? — would star in a video that basically makes women look like dependent psychopaths.
Hey, fuck those homos who want to get married (metaphorically, of course). Why should they get a legally sanctioned excuse for not getting married?
This won’t come as news to most married guys, but single guys may want to rethink their reasons for getting married.
A recent survey of men certainly bolsters the claim that women are sneaky bitches tricking men into marriage and fatherhood. But are women really that calculating?
If love-birds like Arnold and Maria can’t keep their relationship together, what hope do the rest of us mere mortals have to live lives of eternal marital bliss? How are we supposed to have the self-control to not knock up the maid, if Arnold can’t?

Active Bitching

So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a