Is there anything worse than getting stuck in The No-Fuck Zone? You know, where you're nice to a girl because you like her, but she just wants to “be friends” and not suck your cock?
Monogamy isn't for everyone. And if you believe that people tell the truth about their philandering to pollsters, then monogamy is only for a small percentage: specifically, 40% of men, 60% of women, and .001% of celebrities.
Wow, if I hadn't read this on the Internet, I would have sworn it was made up by...well, me. Instead, this conclusion was reached through research conducted by a chick of all people.
As if reducing depression weren't enough reason to use your leather belt more creatively than just holding up your ass-less chaps, now there comes word that consensual bondage and flogging can actually help bring "couples closer together."
It isn't always easy to decide when to dump your fuck-mate, so we thought we'd start a handy reference guide. See if the shoe fits:
Okay, moralists. It's time to drop the abstinence act. Abstinence didn’t work for you (or your pregnant daughter) and it doesn’t work for today’s sex-saturated kids either.
Ladies, do you want your offspring to have an evolutionary advantage? Of course you do. And it's a surprisingly simple, one-step process: Get a nerd to fuck you.