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Get dumped? Hating life? Own a device capable of audio playback? Then download and crank up these killer tracks for tough times.
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Have a tiny penis? Well, congratulations! Because finally, there’s a study about penis size that may make you feel better about your minuscule manhood. Researchers looked into how penis size related to relationship factors and the results will surprise you.
Okay, moralists. It’s time to drop the abstinence act. Abstinence didn’t work for you (or your pregnant daughter) and it doesn’t work for today’s sex-saturated kids either.
Learn the science behind why you’re so damn miserable.
Women are forever bitching that men don’t listen to them. “We never talk,” they’ll whine. “Why are you always ignoring me?” Women think it’s because men don’t love them, but the real problem is the crap women say.
If you’re a guy who’s ever been dissed by a super-hot girl at a sleazy bar, then you probably took it as more proof that “hot girls don’t like nice guys.” And you’d be right about that, but not for the reasons you think.
It isn’t always easy to decide when to dump your fuck-mate, so we thought we’d start a handy reference guide. See if the shoe fits:
You can endlessly debate the merits of a woman’s piercing eyes, her silken tresses or kissable lips, but there’s not a straight guy alive who doesn’t appreciate a woman with killer T&A. And now there’s science to “explain” the “mysterious” appeal of curves.
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So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a