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Love sucks. You know it. We know it. So we’re not going to blow fairy dust up your ass. If you’re a guy, check out the Guy’s Guide, and if you’re not, check out the Girl’s Guide. If you’re not looking for help, get the rage off your chest on our Bitch Boards.

Get dumped? Hating life? Own a device capable of audio playback? Then download and crank up these killer tracks for tough times.
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Depressed? Can’t leave the house? Great! Then you’ve got time to take our breakup survey! (Do it while the pain is still fresh.)
Getting a woman to have sex with you isn’t easy, but it’s not that difficult either if you avoid huge, obvious red-flag errors. The huge, obvious red-flag errors that even a clueless 26-year old should’ve seen coming.
As if reducing depression weren’t enough reason to use your leather belt more creatively than just holding up your ass-less chaps, now there comes word that consensual bondage and flogging can actually help bring “couples closer together.”
Learn the science behind why you’re so damn miserable.
Women are notorious for losing their shit around Valentine’s Day. Want to know why they care so much about roses and chocolate? Want to know why women are so messed up about this holiday? Watch this video and learn the stupid truth:
When it comes to sex, do opposites attract? Or does like like like? Psychologists at the University of Rochester examined this topic, surveying 304 heterosexual couples in relationships lasting from one month to 34 years.
Wow, if I hadn’t read this on the Internet, I would have sworn it was made up by…well, me. Instead, this conclusion was reached through research conducted by a chick of all people.
You always suspected that your parents would screw up any chance you had at happiness, right? Well, you were right. And unfortunately, if you’re old enough to read this, you’re too late to stop them.

Active Bitching

So I met this girl on tinder and wanted to take things a Lil slow.
There is a double standard. We, as men are not allowed to look at them or even really say hello to a stranger anymore.
Women don’t give to fucked so I’ve come to learn. Take mine, for example. Can’t deal with shit.
Ok so let me try and break this down the way an Empath would regardless of gender let me cut this simple I feel everythi
Dated off and on in freshman and sophomore year, and then didn’t talk for the rest of the time, totally thought we
I recently got dumped (this is the 1st time for me cuz I always do the breaking up)
I hate sluts, but my best friend’s girlfriend, who he’s been dating for about 4 years, is much worse than a