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Welcome to Relationshit.™ Yeah, this is pretty much your life now.

Love sucks. You know it. We know it. So we’re not going to blow fairy dust up your ass. If you’re a guy, check out the Guy’s Guide, and if you’re not, check out the Girl’s Guide. If you’re not looking for help, get the rage off your chest on our Bitch Boards.

Don’t waste your prime humping years with your dick in your hand, buy our ebook and learn how to have sex with real girls.
Depressed? Can’t leave the house? Great! Then you’ve got time to take our breakup survey! (Do it while the pain is still fresh.)
Get dumped? Hating life? Own a device capable of audio playback? Then download and crank up these killer tracks for tough times.
Online dating is probably the best way to meet new people, but it’s not the solution to every relationship problem. Why? Because people are still jackholes. Watch this painfully funny TV commercial spoof.
Are you thinking of going to college? Think you’re gonna get a lotta tail while you’re there? Then you’re gonna need to know what to expect. Luckily, somebody made a video about just that. You’re effing welcome.
Monogamy isn’t for everyone. And if you believe that people tell the truth about their philandering to pollsters, then monogamy is only for a small percentage: specifically, 40% of men, 60% of women, and .001% of celebrities.
We’ve just learned about a new group encouraging women to view sex as “enjoyable, healthy and a profound part of the human experience.” This isn’t really news because there’s already been a much larger group pushing the same idea for centuries: Men.
Comments on this site were kinda getting out of hand. But now, you can vote down offensive sexist comments so that YOUR offensive sexist comments rise to the top! That’s democracy, bitches! American democracy! (You know, the good kind!)
Is there anything worse than getting stuck in The No-Fuck Zone? You know, where you’re nice to a girl because you like her, but she just wants to “be friends” and not suck your cock?
Have you ever wondered, “Why should I believe what my psychiatrist tells me when I can get dating advice from people who have a long history of making horrible relationship choices?” If so, then these web videos are just the thing for you.

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