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THE MADNESS.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Dating advice for chicks:
The Madness is one of men's best kept secrets. It's what happens when a guy gets so horny, he starts losing his freaking mind.
The Madness is behind all those weird sex stories you hear about. Like the guy with his Johnson caught in the pool jet. Or the guy caught humping the vacuum cleaner. It explains the popularity of strip clubs, 976 phone numbers and Pregnant Cheerleader magazines. When a guy is seriously horny, even the most unsanitary, disgustingly perverse idea sounds like a good one.
Guys are sex machines. And when they don't get it, they go a little nuts (ask any woman in a long term relationship).
The instinct to reproduce is very strong in males, and with every passing day, it gets stronger. (Apparently, whoever started this world didn't want to take ANY chances on the human species dying out from a lack of trying.) A horned-up male gets a small voice in the back of his head that says things like, "I bet that hole in tonight's Cornish hen is about the same size as your dick." And that's all it takes. (Maybe that's why men are so good at spatial relations.) Next thing you know, he's “surprising” you by taking you OUT to dinner tonight.
Guy's are thoughtful like that.
Put a horny guy alone in a room for too long and the pets will be hiding under the sofa when you come home.
The Madness is also what makes otherwise sane men lie. They will say and/or do anything to get sex and rid himself of The Madness. That's why the only time a man will tell you the truth is immediately after he orgasms.
You know, before he falls asleep...
Guys are just big dumb pieces of farm machinery. You know the sowing their seeds deal. oh forget it then.
Women think we are far more complicated than we are.....
that's how we slip under their radar. They are too busy trying to figure out the "complicated and devious plan" they think we all have. Men are like mice and mousetraps....."mmmmm......CHEEESE!" ARGH!!!!! MY HEAD! We see something we want, we go straight to it.
-The Doctor
My man cannot anD has not for 20 years, nor has any man ever been able to keep up with my sexual desires or acts. Not boasting , shit yes I am, but that does make my husband any less than a man, IT JUST MEANS I NEED MORE LOTS MORE !!!
My x-old man cheated a lot, without my knowledge. He bugged me for sex every night and I suppose on the nights he cheated. It's obviously because he was a sex crazed animal machine. He LOVED Trannies. That's how they are. Every guy I met, now, dating, are ALL into kinky, bizarre sex acts.
My ex-boyfriend didn't touch me for 2 years. That's a long time to go without sex. I dumped him.
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