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WHY ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE MARRIED.
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Dating advice for chicks:
The 1970's movie "Born Free" makes most people cry. It's a sentimental tearjerker about a lion cub bred in captivity by a loving family who eventually realize they will have to release it to live among its own kind where it will finally be happy.
Predictably, you'll ball your eyes out in the climactic final scene when it's time to let the lion go.
Yet a lot of you will still spend years trying to do the exact opposite once you find a man.
You capture him and then spend years trying to change or domesticate him. To try and force him to live as something he's not (That's irony, you know...). Changing people to fit your idea of the perfect partner is wrong.
To accomplish this feat, you use the most persuasive, natural resource known to man—your vagina.
You convince your man that he'll get all this sex and more once you get married. You're lying. You just don't know it yet. The amount of sex you have will fall off dramatically. But you won't notice it. You'll just skip it a few times at first for whatever reason. But then you'll keep skipping it.
Why? Because in the back of your mind you are thinking, "We can have sex tomorrow."
That's the killer. Married people have an easy out. A rationalization. And pretty soon, you're only having sex twice a month!
TWICE! Yeah, scary huh? Well, get used to the idea cuz we said, "That'll never happen to US", too. You can't beat it. It's inevitable. (That's why it's important to find somebody you REALLY like, even when he's not putting out.)
Anyway, that's why married guys appear to be "good ones." They're passive. Preprocessed. Brainwashed. Trained through operant conditioning—the promise of continual, or at least regular, sex—to behave in more "acceptable" ways (acceptable to whom?).
But don't think only women are wholly to blame. Men aren't much better.
After men get married, men turn into couch crushing, beer swilling, fart machines who stop doing all the things they did when dating. Like listening to you. Buying flowers? Going on dates? Naaaah, there's a game on.
Men trash the apartment, ignore them and take you for granted all the while expecting you to reenact scenes from porno movies.
Marriage is an equal opportunity dream crusher.
It's a tradeoff.
Men trade nonstop hot, animal sex with numerous strangers in exchange for a loving partner to build a life with.
Women trade romantic dinners in moonlit courtyards and their nice tidy existence for one where the TV is always on ESPN.
You are so right about marriage and how it sucks. But add this: living together is just as bad! No difference. Just cheaper when you break up.
You know what, sex really doesn't matter. After 8 years of marriage my husband and I still had some kind of sexual contact almost every day. Whether it be sex, oral sex, fantasy play... whatever. The only days that we missed were days when one our schedules collided and that was usually only a few times a month. Yet even after he told me he wanted a divorce, HE STILL WANTED TO HAVE SEX! Then he got mad at me when I said NO. He said, "but you've been having sex with me for all these years" Well sure, when I thought I was having sex with my husband! But what woman would really continue to have sex when he says he wants a divorce and is serious? Even after he moved out he would bug me at least once a week to have sex with him. I told him that 8 years of sex was more than enough to tide him over. I realize sex is important to a relationship and that's why I really put forth the effort, regardless if I was tired, sick, in a hurry, whatever; I always tried to please him. Obviously that wasn't good enough. Oh Well.
Wow, that sounds like a load of crap. He obviously needs a reality check. That's stupid.
I, too, have always tried to please him and I was dumped. He still tries to come back to ask for more. What the hell is wrong with him?
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