Women are full of sh*t

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies.....

What the hell is going on?

You date us for 10 months fall in LOVE with each other and then tell me

Your not ready to be tied down?

What the hell was the last 10 months?

I didnt tie you down-As a matter of fact you did your own thing.

You women don't know what the fuck you want!

So guess what?

I fucked your friend the night after you dumped me.

And your sister the night after that-I don't usually do shit like that.

But, obviously you didnt know that my shit was that good...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Women are like this computer-

I can turn you on like a push of a button!

FUCK YOU BITCH!