MIXED SIGNALS

*pulls out a dictionary and starts translating*

Okay, you bought a guy some grass and he didn't seem to give a shit? Well, this is what happens when you use shit like grass or booze to impress someone...once it's gone, so are there. It's like the stereotypical chica going after the bling bling...once the bling is gone, find someone else with it.

*still cringing over this pseudo language*

Some guys will act as they will to secure what they want, be it an eighth, a forty, or a bit of the pink, and if a woman is accomodating, all the more reason to act the way they do. But once they get their fix, they can ditch the woman until they need it next time. Stop letting yourself be used. Find someone who will treat you better (and hopefully understand you...not just what makes you tick, but this weird ass way of speaking).

Peace

CA

Good advice CA. I think you're pretty good with the lingo, you've held up pretty well. The bigger picture suggests that people takes one's kindness for weakness. Suhmiles, let's go and blaze.

I'm not sure if getting someone stoned in order to make moves translates into kindness or generosity. Sounds like mutual using to me...

Also, CA that was brilliant.

What part? It's my smile, isn't it? I just had one of the archons polish my teeth for me the other day so I have that dazzling smile when I hit my targets.

Or is it something else? Is my understanding of tha teenage vernacular impressive or what? *shows what you can learn watching the WB*

CA

[size=24][color=green]THANKS FOR THOSE WORDSSS. UH HONESTLY DIDN.T THINK THIS WORKED. CA IS COOL. MIKEEE. BLAZING AIN.T COOL ANYMORE. AH HA. I.M DONE WITH THE PUFF PUFF PASS. THE PASS THE DUTCHIE STATUS IS GAME OVER FOR ME. ANYWAY. TO UPDATE. THAT FOOL IS STRAIGHTUP PUSSY. DAMN. FOR REAL. I WAS SET UP. $#%&! [/color][/size]

Glad to see you've regained conciousness. Take it easy sista.

Yep, ask me if I'm surprised. Well, better to move on and find someone into you for you, not what you can supply.

Btw, are you aware that "passing the Dutchie," in the song anyway, refers to a pot of stew or some such thing? It actually has nothing to do with spliff.

CA

[color=cyan]oh no i get you. haha for real. i.m just letting it be known to this blue and green planet that i.m over thattttt and everything connected with it. for real. smoking a piece of opium. what.s new out thereeeee. butt like brock tully stated. "i used to look for ways to get high so i.d enjoy living more now i get high more but it.s from the joy of living." worddddd. haha. so i pimped that sucker out and i.m just enjoying the single life. antoher thinggggg. this motherfuckerrr pussy signs on another screen name thinking i don.t know his online. apparently i.d say he blocked me. so i sign on with my old screen name and i find out he.s online. wtf. trying to play it off like i wouldn.t find out. bitch please. anyway. it.s sad to say he just missed out on a great person. that.s on the real. [/color]

It's that kind of talk that gets me through bitches. It's funny when bitches come back to me trying to get with me. By the way, you're colours are killing my eyes! Keep it real.

[size=18]sorry about the colors. didn.t think they.d be such a trip like that. buttuhhh... what.s up with you and your relation[b]shits[/b]. do tell. [:[/size]

Don't worry about the colours, I was just kidding. As for me and my relationships, I've dated just about every major nationality out there. I've been burned in 3 serious relationships, one where I was married. I'm constantly tempted with chickenhead slut pussy but I don't take it. I continue to keep my options open and not rush into things. Things will just fall into place and I'll know for sure. What about you?

[size=18]anddddddd it.s FUNNY you should say that.... i think that pussy is trying to get with me still. he still calls and what.s a girl to do but screen his calls. that.s a given. i.m tired of guys playing games like that. he should have just been straightup with me and told me he digged me. now it.s like i.m all out of words to say to him. shit. to the many guys out there on this universe. i.d just like to say if you just started talking to a girl and you.ve been trying to see what.s she.s like and trying to "better" yourself with her. take it slowly. but let her know you.re interested if you are. don.t beat around the bush. ladies do the same thing [i should have but i didn.t. learned the hard way. it just makes it harder on you too. for real.] don.t play with each others emotions. it hurts. that.s why heartaches are more painful than a headache. you have advil to take care of that and it goes away but with a heartache. it.ll stay their for a while. yanno. i have more to sayyyyy but i guess i.ll just keep coming back on these bitch boards should something even greater come up. peaceee and gahhhbless. [/size]

Yet another victim of the game. Glad you learned your lesson. Although, I'll tell you this, actions speak a lot louder than words. Games are for children.

OK 'SUHMILES' WHATEVER THAT MEANS, FIRST OF ALL MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL..... SO GO INTO REHAB/DETOX AND GROW SOME BRAINCELLS BACK. SECONDLY I'M NOT QUITE WHAT COUNTRY YOUR'E LIVING IN, BUT IN AMERICA WE SPEAK ENGLISH. ITS A TOUGH LANGUAGE I KNOW, ENROLL YOURSELF IN SOME CLASSES AND MASTER THE WORDS. GAAHBLESS ....... - ME

Spoken like a true troll. First of all, since when do Americans leave the Caps Lock on? Try turning it off and setting an example before ripping into someone else's writing. Second, the apostrophe is misplaced in YOUR'E...you might want to work on that. Third, proper punctuation might improve your sentence structure.

Practice what you preach Anon...learn how to type and speak.

CA

PS: Ellipses (...) are only three dots...not seven.

[size=18]to whom it may concern.

i didn.t think a site like this

required its users to be all so

proper and everything.

WHAT THE FUCK?!? (whoever you are.)

but THANKS! cupid arrow. you seem

to have backed me up. i swear.

some people are just straightup

mother fuckers from their ugly

mommas pussy like that. you

need to quit bugging people on

how to type correctly. why don.t

you just go suck on your dick. you

know that.s all that ever makes you

happy anyway. why be sad and go on

the damn computer and make a girl

feel bad. just so you know this site

is meant for people to vent out

their problems in RELATIONSHITS not

a site where TYPING CORRECTLY matters.

please look yourself in the mirror

because damn your reflection would

kill. so to this "ASSUMER"

(that.s what i.ll call you.)

I COME the fucking UNITED STATES

so don.t try to assume i.m from some

third world country like that. don.t

base it on my fucking typing.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. you know

if you had said this in person OHHHH

mannn you.re ass would have been whooped

by now. (i would have put my

fists up towards your ugly face and blood

would squirt out.) regardless your size.

if you don't understand. or should

i say COMPREHEND.. [because i don.t know

maybe you like USING SUCH big VOCABULARY

words too] i know my words don't come out

all easy to understand. but to make it simple

just look up the word SLANG because its the

lingo some of us use. and obviously if you knew

or were up to date on how some of us talk.

you would realize that. another thing.

being the good girl i am i.m not into MARIJUANA.

you.re stupid. my previous posts to mike clearly

stated that. of course in a slang manner but you

didn.t get that. and suhmiles means smiles.

just spelled differently. i.d ELABORATE on how

i got it but i don.t knowwwww you might just

start saying shittttt. but anyway. i.m ever

such a nice person so i.m sorry anon_logic if

i.m being a bitch. i.m fucking feeling shitty

right now. reading your message just killed my

aura so i guess i.m sorry to take it out on you.

by the way anon LOGIC? just how much logic do you

carry? GAAHBLESS as in godbless. some of us carry

flair in our personalities like that. and yes

i knowww my apostrophes are replaced with dots

or periods. that.s just my style. always have.

always will be. of course ON ESSAYS i type the

regular way we.re required too. HAVE A NICE DAY

anon_logic. please get a life and don.t do what

you just did to me to other people on the internet.

gosh. how immature. GAHHHBLESS as in god bless. [:[/size]

"i guess i.ll just keep coming back on these bitch boards should something even greater come up."

wow.

ain.t that something.

Damn, things be getting crazy in here. Suhmilez I'm guessing you're either a New Yorker or you're from the dirty south? Keep your style, everyone's gotta be different.

hey mike. it.s [:'s just getting back at you. well. you.re not even close. new yorker? or from the dirty south? :shock: wowwwww. actually i.m from san diego. it.s funny right. people would think from the way i type and talk on the computer makes it that i just might be what you said. but haha. no anddddd if you.re thinking i.m probably a california chick. nawhhh that.s not me. i.m just a simple girl. 8) :!:

Suhmiles, you're kidding. I grew up in Long Beach but now currently reside near Toronto. So I know about your swagger, although I downlplay it most times. I plan on moving back to Cali as soon as I graduate. The hot spots I'm thinking right now are either San Jose, San Diego, or Hayward. Where are the bad neighbourhoods in Cali? I heard its Compton, LA, and Long Beach. Help a brotha out! I'm mostly partial to The Bay area because I heard there are a lot of Asians there, Filipinos to be exact. Keep it real sis.

Mike. That's good that you're reaching out to your goals in life. When you do graduate for your bachelor's or master's degree in ??? Anyway, do visit San Diego. It's always been a beautiful place. Except, when it rains. It's funny you said Compton as a bad neighborhood. LOL. Why is that? San Francisco is nice too. They have great art museums and all that jazz. I've only been there once. I plan to go there after I'm done with school too. Yes, I do believe there are a lot of asians there. Practicularly Filipinos. Ha! and it's the same with certain areas here in San Diego.

Suhmiles is that really you? It's weird seeing you type all "proper." Anyways, thanks for the info. I graduate next April with a BA in Rhetoric and Professional Writing and a minor in Sexuality, Marriage, and Family.. Maybe I"ll do my masters in some brand name Uni in Cali. Everyone I've talked to agrees that San Diego is a wonderful place, so I'm definetely considering SD. When I go to Cali I'll give you a shout.

wow. i just spelled particularly wrong. hmmmm i wonder if ANON_LOGIC caught that?!? lol.

Yeah, Mike. It's [:'s alright. Haha. Well, it's a darn toot you don't know what I look like, so I'm not sure that shout out will happen. But when you get here in San Diego, I hope you have a wonderful time.

It sucks how we can't delete or edit our posts? But does it work if you have an account on RELATIONSHIT.com because maybe i need to sign up so i can edit what i write.

Yeah you gotta sign up so you can edit, have a profile, do private messaging etc.

Looks like this board is dying, just in time cause I gotta get back to school next Monday! Take it easy people.

Mike, are you leaving the board? : (

He thinks he's leaving as he goes back to school, but his commute is only three hours, and his uni has computers, so we'll see him around...he's in the same boat as ole Cupid here.

CA

I won't leave permanently if you won't leave. =)