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WELCOME TO THE NEW RELATIONSHIT.
Though it's still a work-in-progress, we've finally released the new website. Relationshit.com is now based on Drupal, a new Content Management System with craploads of cool features. It's got a blog, integrated forums, polls, comments, trackbacks, the works. That's the good news.
IF ANYTHING WILL PUT AN END TO GAY SEX, IT'S MARRIAGE.
Hey, fuck those homos who want to get married (metaphorically, of course). Why should they get a legally sanctioned excuse for not getting married?
How sweet would it be to tell some bitch yer nailing that you can't get married because it's fucking illegal? "Sorry, honey, but marrying you would be against the law, and you wouldn't want me to go to jail, would you?" End of discussion, for-fucking-ever.
SHOULD YOU BE A DOUCHE-BAG? ONLY IF YOU WANT TO GET LAID.
A constant source of confusion for young guys is why women won't sleep with nice guys. Worse, the website Hot Chicks With Douchebags is hard proof that hot chicks will do anything—even awesomely immoral, degrading things—with total douchebags.
THE RICHER YOU ARE, THE BETTER THE SEX, SAYS MR. OBVIOUS
According to a recent survey of High Net Worth douche-bags, "the richer you are, apparently, the better sex you have."
What, really? I'm shocked to learn that rich people have better sex. How is it possible that people who have financial access to the best drugs, any imaginable sex toy and the prettiest people have great sex? That's simply unbelievable.
Worse yet, according to the study, rich chicks have better sex than rich men. That's just not fair.
IS PROZAC FUCKING UP YOUR SEX LIFE?
You gotta love science: Some "scientologist" in Australia apparently asked himself—and I'm just assuming it was a man—"I wonder if depressed chicks put out more than happy ones."
