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WHY WOMEN TALK SO DAMN MUCH
Ever wonder why chicks talk all the fucking time? Even when they have abso-fucking-lutely nothing to say?
Female psychiatrist, Dr Luan Brizendine says that, for a woman, prolonged conversation releases the same feel-good chemicals into the female bloodstream that orgasm does in a man's. In other words, women get the same chemical rush from running their mouths like a diesel train that men get from choking the chicken.
I call it "Verbal Masturbation" (I'm officially coining the word, and I want credit for it, dammit). And it certainly solves the age-old mystery of why women speak, on average, 6,000 more words a day than men—chicks aren't just chatty, they're effing talk-whores.
So when you think about it, making a man listen to a woman's constant prattling is tantamount to rape (but try getting that charge to stick in a court of law).
But to be fair, women should have to do their sick, oral jacking-off all alone, and huddled shamefully in a dark bathroom. Just like men have to.
statistically, men talk on average much more than women. it only seems like women talk more, because regular women talk more than SILENT women.
http://pandagon.net/2006/09/27/one-thing-we-do-know-is-women-talk-more-than-piles-of-rocks/
I don't think it's the amount of words women speak. I think that it's the fact that we think so much about what they say, or we get nervous when they speak, that makes it seem like twice the amount of time has passed when they speak.
To the first poster: Women absolutely talk more than men, whatever web page you were trying to reference is completely full of crap. My wife can spend 20 minutes telling me about something that took her 5 minutes to do, and it's freaking constant, from the moment she wakes up to the moment she goes to sleep.
They talk alot cuz they have nothing to say; yet they think their right all of the time. STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN. Use 'em safely, and rid em.
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