WELCOME TO THE NEW RELATIONSHIT.

Though it's still a work-in-progress, we've finally released the new website. Relationshit.com is now based on Drupal, a new Content Management System with craploads of cool features. It's got a blog, integrated forums, polls, comments, trackbacks, the works. That's the good news.

Now for the bad. You know your account on our previous website? Yeah, well, it might be pretty much fucked. We had to migrate all the data to the new system and there's no telling what got lost in the move. But who knows? Give your old username and password a shot. Maybe it'll just work. Or, more likely, we'll just be another disappointment in your already miserable life. (We can live with that.)

But Relationshit.com's not just all-new code. No, sir, we've rewritten all the content on the Guy side so it's no longer rife with typos and misspellings anymore. (Rewriting the Chick side is next on our list— right after we figure out a way to make some cash on this moneypit...)

Yes, because of all the traffic you losers generate, we've had to move to a new webhost, DreamHost, that could handle the traffic loads. A real host, you know, the kind that charges money. Thanks. Yeah, thanks a bunch.

Happy freakin' New Year.