CHEER UP, HONEY, OR I'LL BEAT YOU
SM 101:
A Realistic IntroductionRussian scientists, who are apparently no longer employed at the nuclear ICBM factory, have discovered that whipping a depressed person is therapeutic.
Their report, “Methods of painful impact to treat addictive behavior,” suggests that people with alcohol and narcotic addictions, as well as depression, suicidal thoughts and psychosomatic diseases have a decreased production of endorphins—"the hormone of happiness."
The recommended dosage is "30 sessions of 60 whips on the buttocks in every procedure." The scientists don't say anything about the beating needing to be administered by a leather-clad Dominatrix but—and I am not making this up—"the whipping therapy becomes much more efficient when a patient receives the punishment from a person of the opposite sex."
To be honest, it's kinda refreshing to see someone endorsing Sado-Masochism other than scandalized politicians, religious leaders and adult-film producers.
It's all in your head.
I think it's cause nothing can compare to physical pain, no matter how much your heart is broke or depressed you are your body will do whatever it takes to avoid physical pain, thereby putting all your imagined pain on the back burner-or hopefully make it disappear completely- where all that imagined thought up pain belongs. It's all in your head.
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