CELEBRITIES CAN WRITE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD READ.

It seems that anyone who's anyone these days is writing a dating advice book. And why not? Everyone knows no one knows more about successful relationships than celebrities, right?Felicity Huffman has her new book, "A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend: For Every Guy Who Wants to Be One/For Every Girl Who Wants to Build One."Now, I haven't read this book, but just from the title I know it's gonna suck. The title implies that the only way a woman can find an acceptable man is to "build one" herself (I assume the recommended tools for construction are manipulation, sexual extortion and lying). Gee, and I thought women were supposed to be more accepting of others...Aging harlot and star of that cinema classic "Big Trouble in Little China," Kim Cattrall, capitalized on her Sex and The City whorishness with the book, "Satisfaction, the Art of the Female Orgasm". She's listed as "co-author" along with her husband, Mark Levinson, and someone named Fritz Drury who apparently just watched and typed.Kim then somehow found the time between acting gigs to pop out the disappointingly nudity-free, coffee-table paperweight named "Kim Cattrall Sexual Intelligence." To socially redeem herself after helping to spawn a generation of slutty, young girls (thanks, Kim!), Mrs. Levinson recently shat out "Being a Girl: Navigating the Ups and Downs of Teen Life." (Shouldn't it be subtitled: "...Navigating the Ins and Outs"...?)And now Reality Show attention-whore, Jen Schefft, is trying to get her 16th minute of fame with a rehashing of her desperate and lonely life, entitled "Better Single Than Sorry: A no-regrets guide to loving yourself and never settling." No doubt she'll follow it up with "Single and Sorry: A bitch's guide to vibrators and how pride goes before a fall." Look for it in fine booksellers near you.