YOU'RE NOT A SEX-ADDICT, YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT

I love it when huge, expensive studies are required to prove self-evident folklore. Case in point, a study that proves frequent sex is good for your health.

Specifically, sex:

• Improves your sense of smell
• Reduces your risk of heart disease
• Increases overall fitness and weight loss, duh
• Reduces depression
• Relieves pain (including that from PMS!)
• Reduces number of colds and flu
• Increases bladder control
• Improves oral hygiene
• Reduces prostate trouble

As if getting your rocks off weren't enough reason to knock boots...