SHOCKING MARRIAGE POLL RESULTS ONLY SHOCK SINGLE MEN.

This won't come as news to most married guys, but single guys may want to rethink their reasons for getting married.

According to Parade Magazine—that shitty little rag you get in your Sunday paper whether you want it or not—almost half of married men don't get sex because their wife isn't interested. When they do get it, 31% only get it once a month. And fully 25% describe the sex either tolerable or terrible. Also not surprisingly, the same percentage of men who only get sex once a month (31%) have thought about leaving their wives.

Yet you think your marriage is going to be different, right? Yeah, well it won't.

So if you want to get a lot of sex in marriage, it'll have to be the extramarital kind. But with 19% of men already doing that, at least you won't be alone.