The Clueless Groom's Guide: More Than Any Man Should Ever Know About Getting Married

Of course, if you've been dragging your feet on the marriage issue for 5-years or more, that's a different situation altogether. If you love the girl (and after five years, you oughta fucking know by now) then cowboy-up and marry the bitch. You owe it to her for fucking away her best years. She shouldn't have to pay for your lack of ball sack. Have some 'nads and make a decision—one way or the other. If you've been keeping a less-than-ideal relationship going just to get sex regularly, you're a dirt bag. And if you don't love her, then cut her loose. As they say, “Shit, or get off the pot,” pal. Other guys are waiting to use that hole.