Omg that last comment was hilarious, but tragically so. Look, I don't want to be nasty but here's what the conversation would be like if you met the poster at a bus-stop.
Poster: See, I have to disagree. A woman CAN have guy friends. And theres no reason why marriage should affect that. I did it!
You: Wow. You are sooooooo lucky! I guess you marriage must be really strong!
Poster: Oh, I'm not married anymore. But me and my guy friends are STILL together!
You: ...Really.
See, after being subjected to a few episodes of "Friends", seeing women and *ugh* men who grew up watching "Friends" and actually tried to recreate those utopian sitcom relationships despite the real-life absence of that cheesy *uh oh here come the adverts* music, I now subscribe to Chris Rock's theory of "friendships" between men and women:
Men DON'T have women friends. Men only have women in their lives who they haven't fucked..........YET.
"...Wait....hang on, just give me some more time...I can figure this out..."
And women don't have men friends either. Women just have men they keep in their lives JUST IN CASE. You know what a male friend is to a woman? It's a DICK IN A GLASS JAR.
"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY...BREAK THE GLASS".
hahahaha ahhhhhhh the honesty is therapeutic...
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Omg that last comment was hilarious, but tragically so. Look, I don't want to be nasty but here's what the conversation would be like if you met the poster at a bus-stop.
Poster: See, I have to disagree. A woman CAN have guy friends. And theres no reason why marriage should affect that. I did it!
You: Wow. You are sooooooo lucky! I guess you marriage must be really strong!
Poster: Oh, I'm not married anymore. But me and my guy friends are STILL together!
You: ...Really.
See, after being subjected to a few episodes of "Friends", seeing women and *ugh* men who grew up watching "Friends" and actually tried to recreate those utopian sitcom relationships despite the real-life absence of that cheesy *uh oh here come the adverts* music, I now subscribe to Chris Rock's theory of "friendships" between men and women:
Men DON'T have women friends. Men only have women in their lives who they haven't fucked..........YET.
"...Wait....hang on, just give me some more time...I can figure this out..."
And women don't have men friends either. Women just have men they keep in their lives JUST IN CASE. You know what a male friend is to a woman? It's a DICK IN A GLASS JAR.
"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY...BREAK THE GLASS".
hahahaha ahhhhhhh the honesty is therapeutic...