Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/26/2006 - 8:47am.
You sound like you really really like her.
I'm in agreement with everyone else so far, her behaviour suggests she's not worth your time.
However, as a guy, I know that once we/our minds/hearts decide someone is the one we like, it doesn't have to make any goddam sense. Maybe you like her just because you see her often and we apes always covet those familiar things around us. Here's a few suggestions to get over her in order of simplicity.
1) Imagine her taking a shit. You know she does it. No matter how beautiful she is, how much her eyes glow when she smiles, how much her hair flows like music, you can be damn sure she presses out a nice brick turd at least once every 48 hours. So imagine it. Every aspect of it. The smell. The shape. The way it squeezes out. The sound of it plopping into the bowl. If you still feel all starry-eyed just thinking of her, you got problems beyond the help of this forum, buddy. Trust me, this works (at least temporarily).
2) Go get a hooker who looks like her. I can't imagine you are attracted to a woman who refers to you as a perk and manipulates you to do her work, so this chick must be quite easy on the eye. Good old lust has a simple cure. Bang this hooker every goddam night until you're so bored your wingwang goes instantly limp at the thought of her. It won't happen overnight, but it will happen. And believe me, at least for the next 24 hours after you bang someone who looks like her, you'll lose interest in the real her (why stress and strive at work when you can get all you want just by forking over some cash?). If you want, you can pay the callgirl extra to call you a perk and let you put up the chairs afterwards.
3) If you still want her, STOP ACTING LIKE A NICE GUY. Tom Hanks should be strung up by his balls for deluding the male public. Stop helping her at work. Go date her best friend. Bring a "prize" girlfriend to work (that callgirl from option 2 would be perfect). Get in a fight with someone unpopular at work (This happened to me once, and I swear I suddenly had female co-workers telling me they were DREAMING about me. Despite all the endless talk, women still basically want whoever they think is the alpha male.) Go down on all her friends. Your aim here is to get her girlfriends either talking about you in a positive way or talking about how much SHE missed out by not dating you when she had the chance. Once that happens, it's game set and match.
Now that you've got her, as suggested on this site, take her for a long long car trip somewhere. If she's anything like what she sounds like, by the end of it, you'll have that callgirl's name on speed dial.
That's all I got. Hope you had a good laugh and end up with someone worthy.
You sound like you really really like her.
I'm in agreement with everyone else so far, her behaviour suggests she's not worth your time.
However, as a guy, I know that once we/our minds/hearts decide someone is the one we like, it doesn't have to make any goddam sense. Maybe you like her just because you see her often and we apes always covet those familiar things around us. Here's a few suggestions to get over her in order of simplicity.
1) Imagine her taking a shit. You know she does it. No matter how beautiful she is, how much her eyes glow when she smiles, how much her hair flows like music, you can be damn sure she presses out a nice brick turd at least once every 48 hours. So imagine it. Every aspect of it. The smell. The shape. The way it squeezes out. The sound of it plopping into the bowl. If you still feel all starry-eyed just thinking of her, you got problems beyond the help of this forum, buddy. Trust me, this works (at least temporarily).
2) Go get a hooker who looks like her. I can't imagine you are attracted to a woman who refers to you as a perk and manipulates you to do her work, so this chick must be quite easy on the eye. Good old lust has a simple cure. Bang this hooker every goddam night until you're so bored your wingwang goes instantly limp at the thought of her. It won't happen overnight, but it will happen. And believe me, at least for the next 24 hours after you bang someone who looks like her, you'll lose interest in the real her (why stress and strive at work when you can get all you want just by forking over some cash?). If you want, you can pay the callgirl extra to call you a perk and let you put up the chairs afterwards.
3) If you still want her, STOP ACTING LIKE A NICE GUY. Tom Hanks should be strung up by his balls for deluding the male public. Stop helping her at work. Go date her best friend. Bring a "prize" girlfriend to work (that callgirl from option 2 would be perfect). Get in a fight with someone unpopular at work (This happened to me once, and I swear I suddenly had female co-workers telling me they were DREAMING about me. Despite all the endless talk, women still basically want whoever they think is the alpha male.) Go down on all her friends. Your aim here is to get her girlfriends either talking about you in a positive way or talking about how much SHE missed out by not dating you when she had the chance. Once that happens, it's game set and match.
Now that you've got her, as suggested on this site, take her for a long long car trip somewhere. If she's anything like what she sounds like, by the end of it, you'll have that callgirl's name on speed dial.
That's all I got. Hope you had a good laugh and end up with someone worthy.