Once you stop trying to figure out what women are thinking, the closer you are to having a healthy, lasting relationship with a female (or turning unabashedly gay).

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Strangely, accepting that you'll never figure out how any woman thinks doesn't invalidate the rest of the information you're about to read. There are still plenty of universal female behaviors and thought processes that are good to know.

When dealing with women—much like dealing with pets—you can't know exactly what's going on inside their heads. However, if you observe them closely, you can begin to notice nuances of body language and gestures that will help you gain insight into their inner workings.

Unfortunately, you can't just lock women in a travel carrier when they get on your nerves. So let's start looking at how women appear to think (or don't think) about falling in love.