The Hazards of Being Male: the Myth of Masculine Privilege

Physical beauty's first, and most important benefit, is attracting men. And smokin' hot bitches attract men the way hemophiliacs attract vampires. In fact, the only thing men like better than sex with a woman, is sex with a beautiful woman.

Of course, this begs the question, Why does it matter to a man if a woman's beautiful?

The short answer is procreation.

Since the earliest times, men have valued beauty as the only reliable barometer of health, vigor and untainted female DNA. Prior to the Age of Cosmetic Surgery, beauty had an actual purpose. It let men identify “the fittest” breeding partners (albeit subconsciously) who would ensure the continuation of his genes. (Not that men weren't hedging their bets with every average-looking female, as well...)

But as mankind evolved and formed civilizations, the benefit of "nailing a hottie" became less about survival and more about social status. Today, thanks to the visually oriented mass mediums of TV, movies and magazines, men and women are fucking obsessed with beauty.

So much so that women can make a living simply by exhibiting their hotness: Models, centerfolds and music video-'Hos all live like Queens based on nothing more than a high pointy-nose-to-breast-size ratio.

The Myth of Male Power: The weakness of men is the facade of strength: the strength of women is the facade of weakness.

Man's innate, instinctual—and involuntary—attraction to beautiful women has now become a serious liability for them; a double-edged sword.

Historically, a woman's beauty provided only an advantage over other, less pretty women. But at some point during man's evolution, it all turned around. Now, a woman's beauty gives her an advantage over men, too.

Hey, it's only cheating if your spouse finds out.

Since men value beauty, a woman instantly gains influence over men who find her beautiful. She can get them to do whatever she wants, including buying her houses, cars, and eventually, separate vacations.

Unlike boys, girls are socially dissuaded from asking for what they want directly, for some reason. As a result, girls grow up learning alternative approaches. Like mentioning a sore neck to get a neck massage. Or pointing out jewelry they like in magazines for no apparent reason. Or casually commenting how great it would be if you accidentally ran over their husband with your Pool Cleaning van.

By the time they're grown women, plotting and scheming are normal, everyday activities (like gabbing incessantly). It's so second nature to them, women don't even realize they're doing it. And neither do most men (which is why those men never see the Love Train coming before it runs them down).

There are women out there who are willing to do anything necessary to get a man to like them. They'll even put off their own happiness, doing whatever the man wants to do. Why? Because later, after the man falls for her, she can ask—hell, demand—that she gets hers.

That's why women place such a high priority on being beautiful. It has a lot of tangible benefits. Appealing to a man's hormones makes snagging him easier than appealing to a his intellect or emotions. (Why would a woman work harder than she has to?) After all, men's hormones are the shortest distance between single and shacking up. And the reason this archaic, unethical approach is still used by today's “progressive” and “enlightened” women is that, frankly, it still fucking works.

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Fortunately, most women don't believe they even have this power. They know men seem to want sex all the time (men aren't exactly subtle about it) yet they oddly refuse to believe that men really want it that badly.

It's almost like they don't want to believe that men really think with their dicks. “Surely, men can't be THAT simple-minded and easily manipulated,” they tell themselves. And, like so many of the other things they think, they are wrong.

The smart chicks are the ones who've figured out that men ARE that simple-minded and ARE that easily manipulated. You can spot them a mile away-they're the women driving expensive cars, living in mansions and racking up credit card bills they won't ever have to pay.