Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 11:09am.
Hate to break it to ya Pal, but you gotta move on-she ain't coming back. The fact that a friend of the family (yeah, right!) "convinced" her that being single was better tells me that she wasn't committed to you in the first place. When you say that you are "in love" with her what you really mean is "I am in love with f'ng her" and you believe that this is/was the best poontang you've ever had and you can't find any better than her...wrong!
The "new guy" did'nt sweep her off her feet, she was actively looking for him; you were a "friend" albeit with benefits because you were a nice guy and you were probably giving her things that she wanted because you were such a pussy. When "New Guy" came in; out you went, and while you're mourning your "lost love" she's riding him like a pony at the Kentucky Derby-she's not even thinking about you, son. When she says "I still want to be "friends" what she's saying is "I NO LONGER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!" You, my friend, better accept that...I might add that there are also anti-stalking laws in effect in many places, so don't even think about going there.
What you are supposed to do is GO AND GET LAID! There are plenty of hot, young , beautiful,promiscuous females out there that have a vagina with your name on it. Or at least your name is on the list. You'd be surprised how new poon makes you forget old poon. Hey, you can be someone else's "new guy". Just remember; do 'em, don't woo 'em; date 'em, don't mate 'em; hump 'em, then dump 'em.
Keep going over this site and I suggest you go over to leykisonline.com and download a couple of his shows-that'll learn ya!
Good night, good luck, and may your god go with you.
Hate to break it to ya Pal, but you gotta move on-she ain't coming back. The fact that a friend of the family (yeah, right!) "convinced" her that being single was better tells me that she wasn't committed to you in the first place. When you say that you are "in love" with her what you really mean is "I am in love with f'ng her" and you believe that this is/was the best poontang you've ever had and you can't find any better than her...wrong!
The "new guy" did'nt sweep her off her feet, she was actively looking for him; you were a "friend" albeit with benefits because you were a nice guy and you were probably giving her things that she wanted because you were such a pussy. When "New Guy" came in; out you went, and while you're mourning your "lost love" she's riding him like a pony at the Kentucky Derby-she's not even thinking about you, son. When she says "I still want to be "friends" what she's saying is "I NO LONGER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!" You, my friend, better accept that...I might add that there are also anti-stalking laws in effect in many places, so don't even think about going there.
What you are supposed to do is GO AND GET LAID! There are plenty of hot, young , beautiful,promiscuous females out there that have a vagina with your name on it. Or at least your name is on the list. You'd be surprised how new poon makes you forget old poon. Hey, you can be someone else's "new guy". Just remember; do 'em, don't woo 'em; date 'em, don't mate 'em; hump 'em, then dump 'em.
Keep going over this site and I suggest you go over to leykisonline.com and download a couple of his shows-that'll learn ya!
Good night, good luck, and may your god go with you.
Peace!