"I say, forget the endless crap and go strictly with the hookers, far less bullshit, far more honest, probably far cheaper and possibly more intimate."
loved your line man, grats :).. i actually often think about this. "on monetary terms how diferent can a steady gf be from a hooker?"
lets see:
steady woman: meals, gifts, mind-dwelling bull shit, sex once a week (if you're lucky...), you have to put up with her familly, her manipulation, she gets fat by the minute, no anal sex, bad oral sex, she tells all her friends about your flaws, short hair, unshaved legs, no sexy clothing to please you.
On short lets say about 200 dollars a week to get what i stated above. so, sex 4 times a month=800bucks plus having to put up with her shit.
hooker: 100 bucks, no bull shit, oral,anal,vaginal, never have to see her again, sexy clothing, she tells you what she wants in about a one min conversation, possible std infection (easilly solved by using condom), YOU CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN A HOT HOOKER OR A EVEN HOTER HOOKER.
So, 100*4=400 bucks a month for the same amount of sex with all the extras i stated above...
Though i never used a hooker's service after this small comparisson im starting to think that maybe it's not such a bad idea...
"I say, forget the endless crap and go strictly with the hookers, far less bullshit, far more honest, probably far cheaper and possibly more intimate."
loved your line man, grats :).. i actually often think about this. "on monetary terms how diferent can a steady gf be from a hooker?"
lets see:
steady woman: meals, gifts, mind-dwelling bull shit, sex once a week (if you're lucky...), you have to put up with her familly, her manipulation, she gets fat by the minute, no anal sex, bad oral sex, she tells all her friends about your flaws, short hair, unshaved legs, no sexy clothing to please you.
On short lets say about 200 dollars a week to get what i stated above. so, sex 4 times a month=800bucks plus having to put up with her shit.
hooker: 100 bucks, no bull shit, oral,anal,vaginal, never have to see her again, sexy clothing, she tells you what she wants in about a one min conversation, possible std infection (easilly solved by using condom), YOU CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN A HOT HOOKER OR A EVEN HOTER HOOKER.
So, 100*4=400 bucks a month for the same amount of sex with all the extras i stated above...
Though i never used a hooker's service after this small comparisson im starting to think that maybe it's not such a bad idea...