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Other questionable dating options include announcing your nightly availability with a billboard on a busy highway.

To be fair, some women find desperation in a man to be an aphrodisiac. And nobody reeks of that more than the guy who puts up a billboard advertising his perpetual single-hood. It practically screams, “I've been rejected by every woman in this area code, so I'm hoping some woman driving through town will stop and pity-fuck me.”

Undoubtedly, some women will—circling the guy like a shark circles a struggling toddler with a paper-cut. Of course, these are the same women who marry prison inmates, too. So you may want to really exhaust your other dating options first.

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For instance, you might consider "speed dating" outfits like HurryDate. Speed dating is a great idea for people who are outgoing, attractive, personable and judgmental.

Here's how it works:

You show up at a prearranged time where several other outgoing, attractive, personable and judgmental singles are waiting to assess your worthiness as a life-companion in slightly more time than it takes to microwave a frozen Meal-For-One.

If you can 'suss out someone in 7 minutes based solely on looks, a handshake and the words “Hello, my name is Buffy,” then speed dating is the way to go. If, however, you're slower to warm up to strangers, awkward, shy, sensitive or, in any other way human, you might want to try a less shallow approach.

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Lunch dating offers a somewhat better approach to meeting new people than Speed Dating. It matches you up with potential mates over a casual lunch in a public place, figuring most guys can put up with even the biggest bitch for 60-minutes.

Plus, you get to eat so you have something to do during those uncomfortable silences and long awkward moments (of which there will be many). Still, it's not a bad way to meet women. Worse-case, it's funny to watch women try to "pretend" they're happy eating a salad while you're downing a half-pound meat-burger.

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Still, Lunch Dating requires some social skills and if you don't have any, or you're not into rejection at all, Video Dating might be more your thing.

It lets women see you up-close and awkward before you ever meet them; the advantage of which is not getting rejected to your face (no small favor, that). And Video Dating gives you a bit more time to get your winning personality across. But remember, this is video—don't neglect your outward appearance. Bad posture, facial ticks or ugly clothing choices are instantaneous deal killers.

Still, guys who don't look like male models may be better off using other methods, like personal ads, first. That way, women can get to know your personality before you show up with flowers and a face that would freak out the Elephant Man.