HOW WOMEN GET WHAT THEY WANT FROM YOU

What Women Really Want How Women Are Erasing Political, Racial, Class, and Religious Lines.

When it comes to getting what they want, women hold all the cards. Not to mention men's balls. But it wasn't always that way. There was a time when women did what they were told. It was called, "The Good Old Days" (your Dad probably talks about it when your mom isn't around).

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In those long-forgotten halcyon times, people weren't so obsessed with looks, and so women didn't have much to bargain with—their only real value was the ability to procreate. Women could make babies, something that no man could ever do (no matter how often the Ancient Greeks tried).

But times changed. Society became “civilized.” And women are now allowed to get an education, and worse, to vote. The Equal Rights movement in the '60s made huge progress that men are still paying for to this day.

Women got a taste of freedom and they liked it. To make matters worse, women also discovered that one of their new-found freedoms was "sexual empowerment," or what most people would call "posing in your panties for men's magazines."

Their political influence, combined with sexual empowerment, tipped the scales of power, once and for all, in women's favor. Nowadays, they have more than a few aces up their miniskirts to get what they want.

Like what, you ask? Well, how about shutting the fuck up and letting us tell you? Okay, alright then.