UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - THEY WANT EVERYTHING THEY CAN GET

The Rantings of a Single Male: Losing Patience with Feminism, Political Correctness... and Basically Everything

Honestly, you can't fault women for trying to get everything they can. Women simply want what all humans want: To have every single one of their base, craven, desperate whims and desires filled to the fullest possible extent. Women are just looking out for their own best interests, just like you.

Fortunately, even the most spoiled of bitches understands that they can't have everything. That life is full of trade-offs—they can't have a guy who is good-looking and also rich unless they're named Angelina—and that they have to prioritize.

So the key for guys is determining what a women is willing to settle for, and hopefully, that's you.

Yet women are all different, and they're all different at different times. So it follows that there can't be one list of priorities that all women will settle for. Luckily, there is, at least, one commonality that seems to appeal to the broad majority of the vagina-toting populace: Specifically, child-bearing.

Women can't help wanting to procreate any more than men can help wanting to fuck everything with a hole. Women are hard-wired to reproduce the species. That's what women are here for, after all (it's not ALL they're here for, granted, but reproduction is in the Top 5). Hell, it's not like you're gonna pump kids out your ass to repopulate the planet, are you? No, because that would be impossible, and nasty.

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Therefore, a man should never believe a woman who says she doesn't want to have kids anymore than a woman should believe a man who says he doesn't want to have sex with every woman who will let him.

A girl may swear up and down that she doesn't want kids, but that only means she doesn't want to have kids... right ... at that moment. Just like the way a guy who's trying to screw a woman will swear he loves her... right ...then, at that moment.

By the time she hits 30 or so, all that changes, and kids are all she can think about. Barring the kind of childhood trauma that always seems to involve circus clowns, women will want to have kids. So don't be surprised when she starts putting diapers on the cat.

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But, their sudden maternal instinct isn't entirely due to ticking biological clocks going off and waking the whole damn neighborhood. No, many women suddenly want kids for the same, well thought out reason they get tattoos: Because all their friends are doing it. This lemming-like behavior even extends to getting married. We kid you not. (If your girlfriend's girlfriends start getting married, expect a few “talks” about where your relationship is going.)

Women, it seems, have to do fucking everything together. They go to clubs together. They go to the bathroom together. They “cycle” together. Some even take this "togetherness" as far as having sex together (frankly, just not enough of them). And if they could have kids with their girlfriends, most probably would. Yet until technology "solves" the problem of needing male sperm, women are gonna have to get kids the old-fashioned way—with trickery.