DATING TIPS - WOMEN WANT FAME AND MONEY

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Of course, the only thing more attractive to a woman than either fame or money, is BOTH fame and money.

In fact, the combination of having money and being famous virtually guarantees you'll get ass-loads of pussy (wtf?), with the understandable exception of nuns and coma patients.

Surprisingly, being both famous and rich isn't impossible to achieve, either—just watch E! for proof.

Money and fame can frequently be achieved without spending one day in jail. All you have to do is spend your free time getting really good at something women actually value—artistic shit like music or, you know...art.

Take up singing, rapping, guitar, skateboarding, or anything else that will get you noticed by the news media (and avoid chick-repelling activities like stamp-collecting or playing first-person shooter games alone in your room).

How to Become Famous in Two Weeks or Less Can you wait that long?

Get on a couple of local TV talent shows, or local concert lineups and you could be knee-deep in adoring, eager-to-please female fans before you can say, “Sex orgy.”

For some reason, nothing attracts chicks like musicians, poets or other “artists”—even if you suck (see Current Rap Sensation). Women love bad musicians and artist almost as much as good ones. So go buy a fucking guitar. Or take up painting “abstracts”—hell, then you don't even need to be able to draw.

CONFIDENCE

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All this stuff about women has one underlying theme; one common thread. Your attractiveness to women comes down to some fairly simple logic: Women don't want to have to explain why they're dating you.

They want others to immediately know, understand and, ideally, be impressed by the man they're dating (“He's not a loser, he's an ARTIST”). One way or another, you need to be impressive.

Do something a woman can be proud of and you'll be up to your elbow in snatch. Otherwise, you'll have to make serious cash from the stamp-collecting thing, or you're not gonna get anywhere near the kind of ass the rich and famous do.

Yet, as if being rich and famous wasn't enough for the rich and famous, the rich and famous enjoy other benefits, too.

Foremost is that unwarranted and overblown self-confidence. Corrupt corporate CEOs, politicians and (inexplicably) snot-nosed Boy Bands have a level of confidence that comes from never having to worry because they can always buy their way out of trouble (even if the teen said she was legal).

That doesn't mean the rich and famous don't have insecurities (ask any drug rehab clinic), they just don't generally show them.

Confidence is the appearance of superiority. And women gravitate to “superior men” for their ability to provide for them.

It just stands to reason then that men who act superior surely must BE superior, right? No, but that's what most women think.

And that's all you need to care about.