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10 Simple Solutions to Shyness: How to Overcome Shyness, Social Anxiety & Fear of Public Speaking.

We won't lie—asking a woman out can be the most nerve-wracking act of social suicide a man can undertake. Worse than death, or even public speaking in front of your sentencing judge, hitting on women is as stressful as walking a high-wire act over snarling, rabid wolves swimming in hot, molten lava teamed with angry killer bees ready to strip your flesh to the bone. Yet, even after you finally get it all right and ask for a date, the torture isn't over. Sure, you'll experience a day or two of absolute elation, but it will be followed by the slow, creeping fear that when you drive to her place, you'll find that she moved during the night and wired the place to blow with C4 plastic explosives. This is just your panicked brain losing its last finger-hold on sanity. It happens to a lot of guys before dates. Those nonstop waves of violent nausea? Also, perfectly normal. Still, while you're desperately praying for the End Of The World to save you from certain public humiliation, here are some things to remember.

NONE OF THEM ARE PERFECT.

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None of them are perfect. Women, we mean. Every one of them has imperfections, it's just that when you first meet a new girl, you never see them. Women don't want you to. Women willingly go to extremes (cosmetic surgery, anyone?) to camouflage, cover and otherwise avoid showing any physical flaws. Yet that doesn't mean emotional flaws aren't crawling around like worms after a rain shower just beneath the surface. (Nice imagery, huh?)

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Often, freakishly good-looking women are over-compensating for something. Something like, ironically enough, low self-esteem. Women who focus solely on their outward appearance—because that's all guys are interested in (at first)—are usually trying to overcome their misguided belief that no guy would like them for their personality. (Sometimes you can identify this sort of neurotic girl by looking for an obsessive habit or nervous tick: Unconsciously fiddling with their necklace. Constantly adjusting their clothing and/or hair. Not sustaining eye contact. Or even just gnawing their flesh from the bone.)

Every girl has her own issues. Some have a boatload, whether it's obvious at first or not.