WOMEN DON'T WANT TO FUCK AS MUCH AS GUYS

Taking Sex Differences Seriously Men and women are different, and it's rooted in our very nature.

Even with The Sex Trick^®, there's a good chance you'll still have trouble finding willing sex partners. Why? Because women don't want sex as much as you do. Don't let watching adult film actresses jump pizza-boys delude you otherwise.

If you need proof that women are lying about wanting sex all the time, just go to the window and look outside. We'll wait.

You know what you'll see? We can tell you without even looking: Women out doing all sorts of things other than having sex in a sleazy motel or the back seat of a car. That's how you know they're lying about loving sex.

If women thought about sex as much as guys, they wouldn't be telling you how much they like to fuck, they'd be telling you to drop your pants.

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Any woman who wants sex as much as a guy would have to be every bit as indiscriminate as a guy, too. (Those sorts of women are seriously rare, and often in 12-step programs.)

She wouldn't be worried about getting sexually transmitted diseases—men sure as hell don't; they'll pretty much throw away their lives to get laid (see also, AIDS).

Yet amazingly, women can get sex anytime they fucking want. Finding a willing sex partner for a woman is about as hard as finding a Starbuck's in downtown Seattle. Women simply won't sleep with just anyone, because women don't want sex as much as guys. Plain and simple. They might want to have sex “a lot” by their lame standards, but most women won't put their money where their mouth is (or their vagina where your mouth is).

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Now, we don't want you to get the impression that all women don't want sex. Some certainly do.

We just don't want you to assume that, when women say they want sex as much as you, they even know what they're talking about. We feel it's best to assume a "worst-case scenario" in the beginning to avoid a lifetime of perpetual blue-balls.

Still, there are women out there who like sex more than most women. And if found, you need to breed with them immediately and repeatedly if for no other reason that to spread the elusive likes-to-fuck gene.