FINDING WOMEN TO DATE BY GEOGRAPHY

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The good news about having to choose from a pool of 300 women is that it's 299 more than you need (unless you're Mormon, Muslim or just begging for an extra heaping of crazy in your life). The bad news is that pool of 300 probably consists of only slightly different shades of the same kind of woman.

They may look different—with different eye colors, body shapes or amount of lip hair—but they'll all have the same attitudes, beliefs and Black Lung disease because they were taught to think the same way you do and work at the same local coal mine that you do.

But if you don't think like the girls you grew up with, or don't like girls with Black Lung disease, the best way to find the kind of girl you do like is to get the fuck outta your shit-hole town.

Staying in your hometown limits you, not just in the number of girls you meet, but also in the types of girls you meet. True, you could stay right where you are and still find the girl you want. But if you're looking for a chick with a brain in, say, Texas, you're gonna have to do some serious digging before you find that needle in a haystack.

"Okay, so where should I go?" I can hear you asking. (Get the hell out of my head!)

Luckily for you, the type of girl you want can help dictate where to look for her. Geography makes a big difference in a woman's temperament, personality, and even her physical characteristics.

For example, girls from the North tend to be heavier because they put on extra layers of fat to combat the cooler temperatures much like a Grizzly bear. They also tend to be less active, which helps their weight problem about as much as the thick sweaters they wear to disguise it.

Now not all Northern women are heavy, but there's definitely a smaller supply of slim girls where it's cold (most probably freeze to death).

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And as any Economics professor can tell you, when the supply of something goes down, demand goes up. It's simple market forces—when something is scarce, it's worth more. So people have to pay more for it. This universal rule applies equally to, among others, concert tickets, recreational drugs, and hot women.

Having a limited number of hot women in an area increases the demand for them. So if you live in the North, you have more competition from tons of horny guys for the few slim females. As a result, those hot girls can afford to tell you to "fuck off" without the fear of being left dateless.

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Conversely, when the supply of hot women goes up, the demand goes down—along with the bitchiness. Which is why warm weather girls tend to be nicer. They can't get too cocky because there's another hot girl right around the corner, and they know it. Plus, warmer climates require single women to wear less clothing (i.e. “bikinis”), putting them under a lot of pressure to stay slim if they want to compete. With a higher ratio of babes to guys, there's less male competition for each girl, increasing your chances of bagging a really hot one.

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In addition to a woman's Body Mass Index(BMI), Geography affects a lot of other feminine traits. Frankly, you can find pretty much any type of woman you want just using a fucking map:

• Like blondes? Try sunny states like California, Florida (or Swedish colonies like Minnesota).
• Fake tits? Try warm weather cities in the Southeast and Southwest. (Specifically, Los Angeles and Fort Lauderdale).
• Old-fashioned virgins? Try the Deep South, like Georgia or Alabama (those bitches are trapped in a time-vacuum.)
• Brains? Try big cities like Boston, SF or NYC. Lots of smart, savvy ladies in those towns (unless you're near a mall)
• Fashionistas? Definitely NYC, LA and Miami.
• Big hair? Dallas. And any of the Plains states.
• Active? Try states along the Rockies, and NorCal.

You get the picture. If you don't like the kind of chicks your town has to offer, you have to look somewhere else. With a little research, you can increase your chances of getting the kind of girl you want. After all, what's the point of dropping your line in a trout pond if you wanna catch salmon?