FINDING WOMEN TO DATE - LEAVE TOWN

Simply Essential Home Moving Kit Know what to do, and when to do it, to make your move easy.

Fortunately, there are greener pastures out there, friend. Why stay where you are—namely, in hell?

Move, already. With one simple, life-changing decision, you accomplish several positive things.

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For one, you start over fresh. Move, and you instantly turn your life around. Suddenly, you're “the new guy” in town. The mysterious man no one knows anything about. You're a blank slate. And the only way for anyone to find out about you is to ask YOU.

You read that right. Women are going to base everything they know about you on what YOU tell them. Yeah, it's insane, isn't it? (What else have they got to go on? Besides police records and Google, we mean.)

For example, if you say you were a jet pilot in The War, they have little reason not to believe you. Likewise, if you neglect to tell women you're into fantasy role-playing, they have little reason to believe you're a fucking dork.

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Moving is your chance to be the person you want women to think you are. If you act cool, nobody will know that you aren't. And even if you screw up and return to your loser ways, you can always just move again. And again, and again, until you get it right and become the person you want to be.

So look for job opportunities in some other city; the further away, the better (you don't want your old “friends” dropping in and blowing your cover). Or if you're the spontaneous type, just pick a city, pack up all your crap and go. Either way, you'll find that moving solves relationship problems a lot faster than therapy does.