DWELLING ON YOUR BREAKUP WILL NOT HELP

Nice Guys And Players: Becoming the Man Women Want.

Dwelling on the breakup won't help. Take your dumping like a man, suck it up and move on. Wallowing in self-pity—while loads of fun—isn't gonna do you any good ultimately. So don't get too consumed with your misery for two reasons: One, no one else wants to hear it (they've got their own damn problems); and Two, it's a giant waste of your time. Ask anyone who's been dumped what they regret most, and they'll say “All the time I wasted caring about that goddamn fucking whore!” (or words to that effect).

Sure, getting tossed on the scrap-heap of love by a woman sucks for you. But, the ugly truth is that, while breaking up was a major trauma for you, it was a huge relief for her—like getting a hairy, belching 180lb-weight lifted off her back.

In fact, while you're home writing poetry about how unfair life is, and how you hope she's as miserable as you are, we can guarantee that she sure as hell isn't. In fact, she probably hasn't felt this good since she learned the dark wonders of the shower massage attachment.

Face it, she's glad to be rid of you and doesn't want you back. Ever. Accept the fact that your relationship didn't work out, and don't give her another thought. After all, haven't you already given her enough...?