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WELCOME TO THE NEW RELATIONSHIT.
Though it's still a work-in-progress, we've finally released the new website. Relationshit.com is now based on Drupal, a new Content Management System with craploads of cool features. It's got a blog, integrated forums, polls, comments, trackbacks, the works. That's the good news.
IS THERE A NOBEL PIECE-OF-ASS PRIZE?
One of the great inequities of life is that, while men are incredibly attracted to women, women are equally attracted to food.
To combat this attraction mismatch, humans created an unholy triumvirate; a ménage a trois with food, if you will. A solution as old as time itself: Men bought women food in order to get sex. It was roundabout, sure, but it sorta worked.
CELEBRITIES CAN WRITE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD READ.
It seems that anyone who's anyone these days is writing a dating advice book. And why not? Everyone knows no one knows more about successful relationships than celebrities, right?Felicity Huffman has her new book, "A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend: For Every Guy Who Wants to Be One/For Every Girl Who Wants to Build One."
HOW TO TELL SHE'S LYING: HER LIPS ARE MOVING
We alluded, in our compelling treatise about how women don't want sex as much as guys, that women are fucking liars.
Thanks to the 2004 National Scruples and Lies Survey, we now know to what extent women are fucking liars. And frankly, it's pretty disturbing.
THE ONLY MALE ENHANCEMENT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS
Here's another study identifying the not-so-subtle differences between men and women. As we explained in the article, "What women find attractive," women don't give a shit what men look like—and this just proves it.
Researchers down-under have done new research into the female mind which indicates that women are more attracted to a man's face than to his body. The article explains:
