OUR SO-CALLED PRIVACY POLICY.

It's only cheating if your spouse finds out.

It's pretty simple actually. We don't have one.

Well, not officially. (Have any idea how much lawyers charge for that kind of thing? Hell, we can't even afford my brother...) But here's the gist of what passes for our “policy.”

When you visit our site, we do not purposely write any “cookies” to your hard drive outside of what our CMS system, Drupal, writes to provide functionality. Our adserver, Adbrite, probably writes a cookie or two so they don't keep showing you the same ads over and over again. But we don't have any control over that. Also, we use Google Analytics to see which pages are popular, which ones need work what size screen most people use, and other statistical stuff like that. Rest assured, we have no interest in blowing hours and hours of our personal time learning how to write sneaky tracking code. Frankly, we don't care enough to find out who you are, or to track your movements on the web. We've got lives, you know.

And, if you email us with a question or suggestion, we promise not to inundate you with spam or other crapulent solicitations. Why? Because we think companies that do that suck donkey wangs. So we won't be choking your email in-box with porno ads or selling your email address to the Russian Maffia, either.

It's only cheating if your spouse finds out.

Actually, to be perfectly honest, we don't want you coming back (more than a few times anyway). If you do, that just means this site didn't help you and so we didn't do our job, which doesn't make us look very good.

So look around and read some articles confident that 3 months from now you won't be getting “Still can't get laid?” emails.