Dating

Soooooo, i seem to have gotten myself into some kind of predicament here, one that can lead you to a dangerous situation if you don't pay attention, but let me explain:

Here's another study identifying the not-so-subtle differences between men and women. As we explained in the article, "What women find attractive," women don't give a shit what men look like—and this just proves it.

Researchers down-under have done new research into the female mind which indicates that women are more attracted to a man's face than to his body. The article explains:

I live in a big city- I am cute and have a good personality- think I am shy or something seem to have a hard time with the whole dating thing. Anyhow, I met a guy via my work about 8 months ago. He was from another state and under my work circumstances, it would not have been appropriate to act on anything. I saw him once and forgot about him pretty quickly- figured I wouldn't see him again.
anyhow, the other night, I went into a new bar that has opened in my neighborhood. The bartender told me I looked familiar. He was really cute and being that I am hard on myself- just thought it was mistaken identity. We put 2 and 2 together and this is the guy I had met through my job. I no longer work for that place and he is no longer associated with it. He now lives in my same city. We chit chatted a little- I was with a female friend. He paid a lot of attention to me. But when we were about to leave, I was going to say goodbye and couldn't find him. Anyhow, should I go back there- if so, how long should I wait and how forward should I be? He is very cute but seems a bit shy although he is a bartender and I am sure he gets plenty of attention but I don't want that to psych me out too much. A little advice from some other chicks.

As if being ugly weren't bad enough, it now looks as though your pool of datable chicks is getting even smaller.

According to researchers from the University of St Andrews, a woman's financial independence increases her "preference for physical attractiveness in potential partners." In other words, if you're an ugly guy, don't hit on successful women. They don't want anything to do with you.

But all is not lost. The research also confirmed that women of limited means are still more interested in a man's financial status than his appearance. So unattractive guys can still get unsuccessful women (and they're the best looking ones, anyway).

It now appears that men's penchant for women with peroxide dye-jobs might have its roots in something besides 50 years of ogling Playboy centerfolds with one hand.

It seems a Dr. Peter Frost now believes blonde hair in women (gene MC1R) may be an indicator of more than just a low IQ and loose sexual morals. It may have, at one time, been an indicator of higher estrogen levels in women with blonde hair and, hence, higher fertility.

In other words, the women that guys are most biologically attracted to are also the most likely to get knocked up. Now that all makes sense from a procreation standpoint, but what if you're not interested in starting a family just yet?

Well, if this theory turns out to be valid, we'd advise you to avoid screwing true blondes, and instead, stick to blondes with dark roots. Because your genes won't be able to tell the difference, and your sperm won't figure it out until it's too late.