Is a bitch taking all your money? Are you driving yourself to an early grave so she can wear designer clothes and jewelry? Is she melting the numbers off your plastic? Spending you into the poor house? Expecting you "to provide" while all she's doing is spreading her legs? Ever done the math? Ever figured out what your bitch is costing you? Are you spending more on sex than rent? What about your car payment? Exactly what are you spending on pussy? Is orgasm worth the money?