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My phycotic ex slut

Ok this is how it went down, I spend 3 and half years with this chick, she’s different and all that shit, in till she goes on vacation and meets all these guys who live down state from us, I was fine cuz you know I trusted this bitch, (my first mistake), prolly shoulda known she was psychotic from her crazy ass mom, so she comes back from vacation and then tells me she’s going to meet them in NYC, me being the idiot I am said sure why not, then I find out they rent a hotel room in NYC, but she insists their just friends, so me being a idiot say ok whatever I trust you, (my second offense) couple months later she goes to Boston and meets some more guys, just fast forward to 3 months ago when I break up with her cuz, we break up and next day she calls and says she blowing some fucking random guy, I totally fucking flip out, I call her up and just ask why, she says it’s what she wanted, so I totally cut of communication and try to move on, two days later I get a call from her father, accusing me a sexual harassment, WTF! I explain whats been happening and even her father says she’s a lune, so I get herassed all summer long by her, she calls me up just yesterday and explains how great her sex life has been, I just explain how pathetic her fucking existence is, and to leave me the fuck alone and go retract aids, I didn’t really say this but I honestly believe it, and I miss this bitch still, more or less the sex, she just a crazy slut in bed, I haven’t really found that, so that’s my problem, I hate her, wish she would contract aids, but now I’m having fun screwing her best friend ! So alls well again,

well…atleast you get to screw her best friend right xD

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