6 rules

This goes out to all the ladies and gay gentlemen who have ever had to deal with the romantic complications of MEN! UGH! I am SO angry at my boyfriend because he does so many things that irk me. one.. why pout? if something doesn't go your way, get over it! Two.. If i want to talk to you calmly about something that is bothering me, listen and don't get mad at me because I am mad at you! That is so immature! Three.. leave your disrespectful women jokes with the pigs who invented them. Four.. when i ask you why you did something, don't EVER say "I Dunnno" give me a half decent answer. Five.. when i get off work and i am tired, instead of asking me to go get you something to eat, offer to rub my feet! Six.. if i can't talk to other men, then you can't talk to other women! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT MY CONSENT!