I like my fuck buddies like... I like my asshole - fucked

I thought the reason for having a fuck buddy is so that I can get fucked, so I can get the sweaty kinky dirty sex that I am not getting...

Like the cougar hunter that I though you were, you fucking seemed so promising since after all we met through a porn site...I even explicitly mentioned that we should cut out the romantic bullshit...waste of time & energy if you are only after sex.

Why then did you turn out to be just nothing but a cuddle slut? Why can't you fucking get it up the 2nd or 3rd time to properly fuck me... you seem to be freakin content & getting off with me just blowing you and then cuddling for hours? WTF?! I appreciate the ass spanking but I was hoping for an ass pounding.

Are you fucking with my mind? Because like what I told you, you can fuck everything else, just not my mind. Oh and stop texting me and asking how my day was because it confuses me and makes me fucking think that you care...

XXX,
a hot and bothered 31 year old cougar somewhere in the Tropics