Sexist Pig of a boss

To get to the point, my first boss who wasn't that great was replaced by a bald-headed sexist bastard with an ego the size of Mount Rushmore minus the intelligence. He knows his job but should not be allowed to work with people. He is a complete jerk who likes to bash people over their heads with his knowledge. BFD he knows his job so well. Who wouldn't after doing the same damn thing for over 10 years? He has numerous complaints against him, can't make a fucking decision without changing his mind, and when he does it's the department's fault when the procedures suck anyway. And forget going to his boss who is a short guy with a chip on his shoulder. That guy has no personality and the animated personality of a telephone pole. Another ego-centered prick who thinks the place will fall apart tomorrow if he left. I'm sick of hearing this guy's stories (my boss) about his fat's wife shopping habits at Walmart all the time I catch him checking out the asses in the office. I'd rather stick needles in my ears. He also brags about being cruel to animals. He also goes on and on about how many hours he works and how he hasn't seen his kids and they call him Ralph. Who the hell would want that wife of his? Sloppy fat woman who doesn't work? Get your fat wife out the house and tell her to get a real job so the rest of us can work in peace. Like who gives a shit? Then he brags about pulling a shotgun on someone in his underwear on his front porch who was walking a pit-bull. He is a total prick. I'm so ready to fucking quit. One more time, just once more he really pisses me off and I'm at the end of my rope. I'll quit. Fuck being perfect all the time! For what? The job sucks. I just might get my doctor to write and excuse and use my remaining two weeks vacation (I get three after tenure) after this goon tells me I can't take vacation if there is no coverage. Haha. Bastard. We'll see. If they fired me I wouldn't care. I can get another job eventually and be poor for awhile rather than go through this soul-crushing, degrading way to live. That whole company just totally sucks now. Employees are exiting that place like a school of fish with a predator on their tails. Nothing but total jerks. And this guy should be crowned for being the king of assholes. Nobody likes to talk to him. Not even the men! Of all people to make a manager. Someone needs a frontal lobe lobotomy for putting this rogue in charge.