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The Onion's investigative reporter exposes female con-artist.
Submitted by editor on Mon, 07/19/2010 - 1:00pm
Since Karl Marx first postulated the theory in his groundbreaking work on interpersonal relationships, The Communist Manifesto, we’ve been waiting for this type of sex scam against men to be prosecuted by law enforcement. And, centuries later, it finally has. A woman in Ohio was finally charged with perpetrating the ultimate sexual con job: marriage. Read more »
Ladies, are you ugly? Watch this.
Submitted by editor on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 5:13pm
If you're like most women, you probably think you're ugly. And there may be some truth to that self-assessment. Of course, you may just be a victim of the media machine that preys on your insecurities. But either way, you'll want to learn "How to trick people into thinking you're good looking."
Why you're really fucked up about relationships.
Submitted by editor on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:40pm
Sure, you're fucked up about relationships. But aren't you curious to know how you got that way? After all, your childhood wasn't that bad, right? But despite a somewhat “normal” upbringing, somehow, you're still as horrible dealing with the opposite sex as someone who got molested by an alcoholic, pedophile uncle with gender issues. How can that be, you ask? Well, here's one possible answer. Read more »
Ironically, Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't know shit about her middle name.
Submitted by editor on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 4:28am
There are two things to like about JLH. Yet, apparently she’s more than just life support for a pair of tits. Apparently, she can write, too. Or at least type. Or maybe just dictate to a ghost-writer. But a book has been published bearing her name and cartoon likeness. Is it any good? What do you think? Read more »
Ugly? Horny? Try the John Mayer school of getting laid.
Submitted by editor on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 10:55am
“Musician” John Mayer, an unattractive man with a disturbing-looking tongue, dubious ‘Kiss & Tell’ ethics and no personal charisma whatsoever, has nonetheless banged more than his share of Hollywood hotties. How does he do it? Here's how. Read more »
Are men too obsessed with sex? Or are women too frigid?
Submitted by editor on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 2:21am
For centuries, women have been convinced that men could control our baser instincts, but were just stubbornly unwilling to. Is that the case? Or are women living in a dream world populated with neutered fairies and eunuch-corns (sound it out...)? Well, science has the answer! Read more »
Single, over-30 hags suddenly more doable.
Submitted by editor on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:25pm
Here's a rare piece of good news for women over 30 years old. And it's not the invention of time-machines or a global outbreak of male blindness. It's something that will once again make women your age appealing to guys. You know, like when you were young. Read more »
