How To Tell She’s Lying: Her Lips Are Moving.

We alluded, in our compelling treatise about how women don’t want sex as much as guys, that women are fucking liars.

Thanks to the 2004 National Scruples and Lies Survey, we now know to what extent women are fucking liars. And frankly, it’s pretty disturbing.

The survey questioned 5,000 women, average age 38, across England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland, and here are some of their shocking findings:

  • The overwhelming majority [of women] (96%) admit to lying.
  • Partners (70%) are most likely to be lied to by women, with friends (65%), parents (64%), customers and clients (58%) and bosses (57%) also being deceived.

Okay, so they’re goddamn liars, and worse, they lie mostly to their partners. But exactly what kind of lies are they telling the men that they simultaneously profess to love?

  • Nearly half (46%) fake orgasms and more than half (55%) claim they are tired, have a headache, or feel ill to “get out of lovemaking”.
  • 27% [of women say] they would tell a man if he was hopeless in bed (although 36% would tell their friends all about it).
  • 54% would flatter a man if he asked them about his looks and only 46% would give the “brutal truth”.
  • 38% say they would marry purely for money.
  • 23% would allow their man to sleep with another woman for $50,000.

Holy fucking shit, those bitches are stone cold whores. Okay, but they wouldn’t lie about life-changing issues such as death and disease, would they? (You can see where this is headed, can’t you…?)

  • Eight out of ten women (83%) admit to telling “big, life-changing lies”, with 13% saying they do so frequently.
  • An alarming 31% of all women say they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease. This rises for 65% for single women.
  • A fifth of women with a long-term partner (19%) say they have cheated on him by having an affair, while 30% of all women have had an affair with a married man.
  • Four out of ten (42%) would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, in spite of the wishes of their partner.
  • HALF of all women would lie to their husbands or partners to keep their relationship going if they became pregnant by another man
  • One woman in two would not tell her man that the baby she was carrying was not his—if she wanted to stay with him.

Fucking unbelievable. And yet, women call MEN the liars—Methinks thou doth protest too much, miladies. Maybe it’s time you bitches stopped lying to yourselves, too.

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this is just a blog talking shit about women. why dont you do the same survey but with men. then lets see who the liars are..

What fucking misogynistic bullshit crapola is this? Why the fuck are the posts so fucking biased? I don’t see anything written by either a man or a woman that shines light on the male faults. Instead, its fucking elevating female faults to a sickening degree. Piece of shit this is.

Elevating female faults to a sickening degree? The truth is brutal, my friend. 99% of today’s women generally have nothing to offer a relationship other than sex, yet they expect a lot from the man. Most women don’t read often, cannot discuss anything intelligently, are not successful in their careers, are dependent upon a man’s income or barely scrape by on their own. Some are even faithful for a while. But beyond sex, the average women you run into (especially online dating) is really not worth the time. This includes even the cute or hot ones, who think that they somehow demand a premium for their good looks (despite the sub-100 IQ and a spending habbit that would make a Ted Kennedy-controlled congress look financially responsible)… Then there are the single moms. They’ve been around the block, so to speak, some of them more than once and in different cars. Their children come first, they tell us. “My children are the priority in my life.” “My children are my life.” “My children are everything.” That’s great. DATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON A DATING SITE? Do you think we’d want to knowingly get into a relationship where the first piece of information we received about you is that we’re always going to be #2… FOREVER? Fuck that. But the sad fact is that dating in your late 20’s and early 30’s subjects you to a population of women where most of the women decent looking enough to date have been knocked up once or twice. Then there is the lying. They lie about their age. They lie about their body type. An “average” woman on a dating site could be upwards of 50 pounds overweight. I fell for that one, too. Once. When I showed up and she had a 30 pound fat roll bouncing off her upper thighs…. and she considers herself “average”? Did she think I wouldn’t notice the enormous, jiggling pork loin that appeared to be suspended from the bottom of her bra when I showed up to take her out? I’m not so superficial that I woulnd’t date a slightly overweight woman, but I HATE being surprised. That won’t be happening again. They even lie about what they’re looking for. “Where are the nice men?” If by “nice” they mean someone who will foot the bill while they deny sex and wait for someone wealthier and better looking to come along, I’d buy that. But the normal “nice guy” who respects women, is faithful, etc., doesn’t stand a chance for these women. Women don’t know what they want, and that is the bottom line. Why? Because they’re typically unintelligent, illogical, and what they want changes more times in a week than I change my boxers. And they’ll lie, cheat or steal to get what they want (for the week anyway)… The last serious relationship I had was about three months ago. She was cute, had a killer ass, and the sex was great (that’s still about all she had to offer though. She could not have named one U.S. President, much less the current one). But all she wanted was someone to foot the bill for her and her children. Laying in bed one night, she had the audacity to tell me that after marriage, sex is not so important. What the FUCK? Freudian slip? Better that she admitted her motives, however accidentally, before I made a mistake with her. She received the boot the very next day. While this study may be ancidotal, it’s a pretty accurate picture of women as far as my personal experiences have shown.

THIS IS FUCKEN TRUE,I HATE WOMEN, TOO DEMANDING WHEN THEY AINT GOT SHIT TO OFFER, THEY ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEIR PUSSY IS MADE OUT OF GOLD SITTIN ON A PEDDLE STOOL LIKE ITS SOME GREEK GOD NAMED PUSSALYLOUS,SHIT FUCK THAT

THIS IS FUCKEN TRUE,I HATE WOMEN, TOO DEMANDING WHEN THEY AINT GOT SHIT TO OFFER, THEY ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEIR PUSSY IS MADE OUT OF GOLD SITTIN ON A PEDDLE STOOL LIKE ITS SOME GREEK GOD NAMED PUSSALYLOUS,SHIT FUCK THAT

THIS IS FUCKEN TRUE,I HATE WOMEN, TOO DEMANDING WHEN THEY AINT GOT SHIT TO OFFER, THEY ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEIR PUSSY IS MADE OUT OF GOLD SITTIN ON A PEDDLE STOOL LIKE ITS SOME GREEK GOD NAMED PUSSALYLOUS,SHIT FUCK THAT

It’s great to be so forthcoming about your qualms with and even abject hatred of women, guys. Honesty is the best policy, huh? But I know without a doubt that A LOT of men are some of the biggest fucking liars you will ever meet. Whether it is to seem “better,” get away with cheating, or their tactic to not be bothered with actually sharing a life, it is rife. And they are usually totally cool about it, the most extreme cases being sociopathic while the garden variety liars believe it’s something they are entitled to– getting away with lying, because women are fucked up anyway. I’m not condoning women’s deception either, and it’s not a valid response to all men’s bullshit, either. Neither sex has ever really trusted the other and it doesn’t really seem there is much reason to.

we lie, they lie. everyone, no matter how self righteous and morally upstanding (in their own heads!) lies. I was accused of lying and I admitted that I lied — unfortunately, my lie was that I was never in love. (I didn’t tell him what the lie was-it seemed too cruel after 10 years of marriage) now THAT’S a big lie!! too bad I didn’t even know I was lying until about 6 years into it. it’s better to be genuinely truthful, but it seems to me that women mostly lie so that they won’t hurt someone. I’m done lying about big stuff (like the above lie). Now I only tell white lies, but I try not to tell those if possible. people lie. but USUALLY you can tell if you’re tuned into someone.

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