Is There A Nobel Piece-Of-Ass Prize?
One of the great inequities of life is that, while men are incredibly attracted to women, women are equally attracted to food.
To combat this attraction mismatch, humans created an unholy triumvirate; a menage a trois with food, if you will. A solution as old as time itself: Men bought women food in order to get sex. It was roundabout, sure, but it sorta worked.
Yet it didn't, and still doesn't, solve the true problem of men and women working towards cross purposes. Each just using the other to get what they really want. That's emotionally dishonest and, worse, sexually inefficient.
However, I have the solution.
And what I'm suggesting is nothing less than a revelation in male/female interaction. A milestone in human sexuality on par with The Kinsey Report. A new dawn for all men, both young and old.
Instead of wasting billions of man-hours building faster computers, better teeth whiteners or traveling to Mars, we should put science where it will do the most good: Making cum taste like chocolate.
You heard me.
Think about it. Chocolate flavoring would be powerful incentive for women to not only give BJs every chance they get, but to get proficient at giving them (first cum, first served).
Best of all, at the end of a blowjob, everybody would be happy. The man would be relaxed, and the woman would be full of hot fudge. It's win-win.
Three days after the invention of this pill or injection, we'd have world peace.
Men and women of science: Let's get on it!
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