If Anything Will Put An End To Gay Sex, It's Marriage.

Hey, fuck those homos who want to get married (metaphorically, of course). Why should they get a legally sanctioned excuse for not getting married?

How sweet would it be to tell some bitch yer nailing that you can't get married because it's fucking illegal? "Sorry, honey, but marrying you would be against the law, and you wouldn't want me to go to jail, would you?" End of discussion, for-fucking-ever.

But life doesn't work that way. So if straight guys have to get married, then so do the gays. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you're entitled to a get-out-of-marriage-free card. Gays deserve the same social pressure, massive expense, family conflict and sexlessness that marriage brings to the straight community.

What I can't understand is why the anti-gays aren't supporting this measure? I mean, if they really hate gays, they should be picketing in favor of gay-marriage. Because nothing will make people regret their choice to be gay faster than getting married.