Abstinence "virgins" are fucking liars. Literally.

Okay, moralists. It's time to drop the abstinence act. Abstinence didn’t work for you (or your pregnant daughter) and it doesn’t work for today’s sex-saturated kids either.

HealthDay News reported on a new federal study that found "teenagers who pledged abstinence are just as likely to have premarital sex as those who do not make the pledge".

Worse, the misguided teens who pledged to remain abstinent "are significantly less likely to use condoms or birth control" than those who live in the real world.

The CDC statistics show that the number of teen pregnancies is double in areas where abstinence is the only method of birth control taught. Not surprisingly, the report also says southern states (the Bible Belt) tend to have the highest rates of both teenage pregnancy and STDs.

This means that all these abstinence a-holes will soon be having unplanned pregnancies, raising illegitimate kids and teaching them to make the same stupid pledge. Essentially guaranteeing that generations of kids will need State Assistance (who's gonna hire someone that dumb?) adding to the tax burden on the rest of us.

All because they're afraid of teaching teens how to put a condom on a cock. Nice work, abstinence fans!

Frankly, abstinence advocates should start telling these dumbshits to never have sex at all. Ever. The world doesn't need any more "morally-superior" morons.