Was Albert Einstein the ultimate baby-daddy?

Ladies, do you want your offspring to have an evolutionary advantage? Of course you do. And it's a surprisingly simple, one-step process: Get a nerd to fuck you.

Why? Because researchers from the Institute of Psychiatry at King's College London, after comparing archived data on 425 Vietnam War veterans, have shown that bright men have better sperm—"more of it and...of higher quality."

So suck it, ignoramuses.

It turns out that "Revenge Of The Nerds" had it right all along. And since smart guys are rarely out dating supermodels, geek-seed is shockingly easy to get—just ask one.

If you're hot, he might accidentally make some for you right then and there.