Relationship reaches critical juncture, hilarious choices were made.

In every relationship, there’s a turning point. You either decide to get married, or you end it. It’s a tough decision for most people, but not this guy. Clearly, he’s thought about his current relationship a lot. Maybe too much.

Check out this unique marriage proposal. Not only is it an impressive and very public effort, it’s a hilariously funny one, too.

(For all you humorless, easily offended bitches who get upset by the slightest whiff of sexism, just pretend the situation is reversed. Imagine it's a woman proposing to a man named Jack or something. Then just fucking laugh, because this gag works either way.)