Man bangs 12,000 women, penis doesn't fall off.

Know why you're not getting any tail? It's because Warren Beatty’s beating you to it. In a new biography, author Peter Biskind reports that Beatty had sex with around 12,775 women (Beatty couldn't be reached for comment as he was fucking #12,776).

The 72-year old horn-dog (who was the inspiration behind Carly Simon's song, “You're so vain,”) must have tapped every female ass he ever met, assuming you believe the author of “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America.” That's a little over 1.5 women per day for 52 years—he reportedly lost his virginity when he was 20.

But owing to the fact that he had extended and publicized relationships with a number of well-known actresses, he must have had whole years where all he did was have massive orgies 24 hours a day. Damn, that guy fucked a lot.

Frankly, the book should have been called “Warren Beatty: My life without pants.”

UPDATE: Warren miraculously found time to read the book (...how?) and is now distancing himself from the tell-all tale through his lawyer claiming it "contains many false assertions"... Figures.