Man bangs 12,000 women, penis doesn't fall off.
Know why you’re not getting any tail? It’s because Warren Beatty’s beating you to it. In a new biography, author Peter Biskind reports that Beatty had sex with around 12,775 women (Beatty couldn’t be reached for comment as he was fucking #12,776).
The 72-year old horn-dog (who was the inspiration behind Carly Simon’s song, “You’re so vain,”) must have tapped every female ass he ever met, assuming you believe the author of “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America.” That’s a little over 1.5 women per day for 52 years—he reportedly lost his virginity when he was 20.
But owing to the fact that he had extended and publicized relationships with a number of well-known actresses, he must have had whole years where all he did was have massive orgies 24 hours a day. Damn, that guy fucked a lot.
Frankly, the book should have been called “Warren Beatty: My life without pants.”
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