Megan Fox must be ovulating all the time.

It's no surprise that women today predominantly dress like harlots, trollops and hussies (see this site for proof). And we men appreciate it—frequently, and usually with one hand. But what may come as a surprise to men is WHY women do it. Why they wake up one morning and decide to show cleavage down to their kneecaps. The reason, not surprisingly, isn't “for men.” Dammit.

No, according to Science, women dress sluttier when they're ovulating. Yeah. And it's not just to impress men so they can get inseminated or anything. It's solely to "outdo rival women during the handful of days each month when they are ovulating." See? Like we told you in our article, Why women dress like sluts, nothing women do is ever for, or even about, men. Don't let them fool you with their "I wear make-up and these high heels for YOU" line of bullshit. It's all about them.