Single, over-30 hags suddenly more doable.

Here's a rare piece of good news for women over 30 years old. And it's not the invention of time-machines or a global outbreak of male blindness. It's something that will once again make women your age appealing to guys. You know, like when you were young.

Women over 30 years old, as it turns out, have only a 10% chance of getting pregnant, while a woman over 40 has even less!

According to a study published by the University of St. Andrews and Edinburgh University in Scotland:

...women have lost 90 percent of their eggs by the time they are 30 years old, and only have about 3 percent remaining by the time they are 40.

Now, whereas you may see that as a bad thing, guys see that as a good thing. Because now they don't have to confine their sexual activities to all those fertile, young hotties who “forget” their birth-control and sue them for palimony in 9-months.

As a change of pace, guys can now have sex with women like you instead, content in the knowledge that manipulative entrapment is all but off the table. Free from the incessant chiming of your biological clock. And safe from a lifetime of minivans, dirty diapers and ‘attempted murder’ charges.

Sure, you may never have the engagement, wedding, or family you always dreamed of. But once word of this gets out, you’ll at least stand a better chance of getting laid once in awhile.

So you’ve got that going for you.

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