The Onion's investigative reporter exposes female con-artist.

Since Karl Marx first postulated the theory in his groundbreaking work on interpersonal relationships, The Communist Manifesto, we’ve been waiting for this type of sex scam against men to be prosecuted by law enforcement. And, centuries later, it finally has. A woman in Ohio was finally charged with perpetrating the ultimate sexual con job: marriage.

Read the full, shocking report here: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam