Why you're really fucked up about relationships.

Sure, you're fucked up about relationships. But aren't you curious to know how you got that way? After all, your childhood wasn't that bad, right? But despite a somewhat “normal” upbringing, somehow, you're still as horrible dealing with the opposite sex as someone who got molested by an alcoholic, pedophile uncle with gender issues. How can that be, you ask? Well, here's one possible answer.

As we've told guys here, and girls here, most of your relationship problems can be squarely lain at Walt Disney's light in the loafers.

And if you don't believe us, you're kidding yourself. And if you're kidding yourself, then you might as well laugh about the depressing reality of human coupling. Suck it, you fucking pathetic romantics.