Think finding that special someone is hard now? Just wait.
As if finding that special someone to marry (and then, later, divorce) wasn’t already hard enough, now there’s an even bigger threat to your future happiness on the horizon. Yep, it’s the gays.
They’re so pissed about not being able to marry their partners that they’re considering the nuclear option.
That’s right. If they can’t get married to someone of the same sex, they’re going to marry people of the opposite sex. Yeah, the girls and guys we heteros used to have all to ourselves.
Think it won’t happen? Then watch and learn…